Gaz, walking into the lounge: Did anyone just get a bottle of whisky in the mail?
Soap: Uh yea, it's like a four thousand pound bottle!
Ghost: I'm getting a bad feeling about this...
Soap: With such a generous gift? Probably from Nik
Gaz: Did you not get a letter with it? I did
Soap: ... what does the letter say
Gaz: "To my haters, I lived bitches"
Ghost, gasping: No!
Soap: THAT BITCH-













