*gives you zirconium pants.*
*She looks at them with surprise.*
"̷̛̹̾̂́Ǫ̷̭̗̱̏͂̀-̸̗͎̃ȯ̵͔̞͔h̵̺͇̞̒͒̏.̷̣͌̌̃́.̸͎̠͙̆̽͠.̸͔́͛ ̶̘͆͊̕͝ͅo̸̧̜̪̦̓͘k̷̻͚̏̀͒͘ạ̶̰̙̿̿y̸̯͕̭͛̌̓.̴̌͜.̶̱̖͖̒̔̀́.̶͚͇̩̕̕͜͝ ̴͓̻̞͑͠͝ẗ̶̨̜́̕h̸̼̜̹͇̉ȩ̴̿y̶̰̺͍͑̎͂'̷̳̹̗́́̾͜r̸̥̎͒͋̒e̴̳̅͝ ̷̗̆k̶͚̭̅̎̈͘ͅͅì̵̢͖̫͇͘n̴̙͇̠͚͐̌d̴̯̯͙̜̍̈́̑̄a̵̡̙̋́ ̷͚̘͆̃p̴̢͇̰̞̓́͠r̵̩̫̊ȅ̴̻̮̪̼̏̔t̷͉̲͒̽̑ț̴̬̜̌̀̚y̴̰̪̪͓͊̈.̶̟̑̊̆͝"̵̪̪̝͛̑͛͌
*They shimmer as she holds them up to the light, woven like mail armour. She sighs.*
"̸̨̤̹͑ͅJ̶̭̻̻̥͆̋͊͂u̵͓̯̍̑̒͝s̵̡͈̤͑̅́t̶͚̮͇̜̃̑͘ ̷͈̭̱͐̑́͊ā̸̖n̵̻̅̃͠ô̷̙͖͕̫͌t̵̪͛̏̚h̷͍̯̞͚͂́͑ĕ̵̞̬̺͇̔r̵̛̰̩̜͕͑̅̏ ̸͕́́͊v̴̜͐͌ï̵͎̕͝s̸̢̭̋̈̿i̷̺̺͇̠͋͆̌͛b̵͖͕̫̯̉̿̈́̍l̴̯͛̒̀ͅy̵͎̍̇ ̵̘̜̅̏̒u̶͎̱̗͊ş̷͔̺́͂e̵͔͍͑̋̿l̵̛͇̍͊e̸̥̹͉͘s̴̹̺̯̭̾ŝ̶͕͐̒͝ ̶̺̓̽͠ȏ̵̱̩̽b̸̡̫͔̹͠j̵̭̿e̷͉͋̒̿͠c̸̢̺̮̱̒̑̂̚t̷̺͙͇̃͂ ̸̝̀f̸͚̰͔̉̈o̵̜͎͈̞͒̒̍̈r̶̟͎̬̭͝ ̶̢̥̺̙͛̓͂̀â̶̞̰͉͔̏͝ ̵̰͉̼͋̌̍͝ù̶̘̰͙̞s̶͔̘̖̾̈́ê̴̬͑̓͠l̷̠̯̽e̶̡̙̖͗̓͠s̷͕͔̀̄͝s̴̤̞̐̉ ̷̡̌̿̌ẃ̶̟͗̿̅ḯ̶̦̗̼̞͋g̵̩̩̫̝̍͠h̸̺̟̤͂͌͐t̵̳̙̞̃́ͅ.̸̫͕̋̀̅͂"̷̟̠̱͔̈́̏