#what the actual hell...

[singsweetmelodies]

Wait so you love Lando but hate Carlos? but you post Carlando? girl how do you justify that

"wait so you love lando but hate carlos" <- absolutely correct anon, you got it!!

"girl how do you justify that" <- easily: i do what i want here on tumblr dot com.

hope this clears it up for you anon ❤️

[lohke]

Aunt: Haven't you gained weight since you moved here?

Me (thinking): Oh looks who's talking.

Me (thinking): Do you really think you should mention my weight?

Me (thinking): With you being at least 10kilos heavier?

Me (thinking): And with such bushy eyebrows?

Me (thinking): And a bloody moustache?

Me (thinking): You look like a troll, you should pluck that, and bleach that.

Me (saying): No I gained it before I moved here.

[lohke]

Soooo.... Gishwhes..

This is my father. He has sleeves and plenty other tattoos. He has two motorcycles. And is part of a new, local motorcycle club..

He had agreed to helping me with this one Gishwhes item..

Without knowing exactly what he has agreed to.. I've explained shortly about gishwhes, and that I need a picture of a Hells Angles kindda type, with a certain kind of tattoo. I've told him that it's going to be small and easy to cover. Nothing more.

He agreed right away.

I can't even.

I've tattooed him before, but.. Really?

Gishwhes item 38: [IMAGE] A Hell's Angels (or at least a tough & leathered biker) with an authentic Teletubby tattoo.

[readbythestarlight]

This is ridiculous. FML. And this stupid class.

[meadoest]

..

[baelllamy]

Conversation between me and my mom.

Mom: If you think your sister has it bad, wait till you get a boyfriend!

Me: *In my head* Pfffft I'm waiting for Evan.

Mom: Actually I'd rather you have a girlfriend, I can't deal with all that.

Me:

Mom: I could get a T-shirt!

Me: 0_o

Mom: On the front it'd say "My daughters gay..." and on the back "But I still love her!"