Jan 18, 2017
I love the real sense of seething resentment Nick has towards his own Satnav here. It really feels as if he’s got a whole “Norman Bates / Mother” thing going as he drives along, berating himself in a different voice and occasionally making bing-bong noises.
#Daily Express#What are we angry about today?#That could be the subtitle to this entire blog#Motorists#Cars#These motorists today#Mollycoddled lot#Not long ago#This was all fields#Motorists used maps#And their common sense#And you could get into the cinema for a jam jar#And still have change to get chips and the bus home#Satnavs#Which are maps#Just to be clear#Drivers instincts#Like Spidey-sense but with a Nissan Micra#Sick to death#My Satnav#Condescending tone#Tutting#Wild goose chase#Seething resentment#Norman Bates and Mother#BING-BONG#YOU'RE DRIVING THE WRONG WAY#Don't make me pull this car over#YOU WOULDN'T DARE BING-BONG