#white dad's

[bloodanddiscoballs]

I was out getting food at this awesome taco joint by my place and I ran into the couple that used to live near my family growing up. So we're catching up at the husband starts asking about my dad which was fine but the he says "I totally want to hang out with him! We should go out for lunch. Tell your dad I wanna get a weiner with him some time!" It took me I second to realize he was saying he wanted to get hot dogs with my dad

[sage-for-rage]

So I'm laying on the couch and my dad's sitting in the chair next to me playing GTA5 and has his mic connected and all of a sudden I hear him say "get out of my way cheese dick".