#whitecloakdancer

[askthescarfedsilhouette]

(Shh.. They wont if you stay quiet...)

[lilith-of-the-machines]

"Obviously there is something between us."

=Yes, and it's called my dinner. Please get your cloth paw off it so I can dine in peace.=

[lilith-of-the-machines]

"I’ve never heard that one before."

=Really?? Jokes about people being eaten alive always seem to get me.= Lilith wipes a tear from her eye.

[lilith-of-the-machines]

"Have you ever even done this before?"

=Usually I don't eat plants. And there's a reason.=

[lilith-of-the-machines]

"Don’t look at me like that."

=What? I just think you'd make a nice sweater...=

[lilith-of-the-machines]

"Little too late, don't you think?"

=I don't see you running around catching prey. Shit's wily. So one got away, big deal. It's not like I hear EVERYTHING that walks through here.= Lilith rolls her eyes.