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[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

thoschei: thoughts by a guy who hasn't watched doctor who

HEYA MAGGOTS, this post is me using (his words, not mine) 'toxic old man yaoi' to bribe my brother (the girlboss boyfailure @wispedvellichor) to post his liveblog of FNAF (Friday Nights with Freddie) (something I also haven't watched) on tumblr. If that sentence was incomprehensible to you then I pity you for the rest of this post.

SO, YOU (NOBODY) (/NOT ODYSSEUS EPIC FANDOM SHUT UP) ASKED FOR MY THOUGHTS ON THOSCHEI! HERE WE GO:

WHO IS THOSCHEI? Ignorant fool, it is a ship name. Of the Doctor and the Master. Doctor Who? Exactly. Master Who? No, just the Master.

Why is it Thoschei? Because the Doctor (medical license dubious, PhD completion dubious) apparently was a Theta not-male (the elusive predecessor of sigma males and the omegaverse). And the Master was called Koschei.

Now Dr Omegaverse and Mx PowerKink have a whole homoerotic childhood friends to homoerotic rivals to homoerotic enemies to homoerotic die-in-your-arms-Hamlet-style situationship to homoerotic i-dont-know-i-havent-watched-this-show thing going on

Dr Omegaverse has many reincarnations, half of whom are David Tennant

Mx Powerkink also does, of which I only know the guy making Thirteen kneel, the Metatron, Missy FemmeSelfCest (who makes out with Twelve, the lesbian), and SimmMaster, who is zaddy and the only reason I bother with this ship

They do a whole forehead touch Jayvik thing years before Jayvik did the forehead touch Jayvik thing

ZaddyMaster bangs a drum in a field. I wish I was the drum.

Who said that.

Missy FemmeSelfCest and ZaddyMaster dance (hence the SelfCest)

ZaddyMaster bleaches his hair, apparently in a public washroom. A girlboss and a slay.

He is pretty.

He's also the prime minister at one point and kills the US President. So uh. THE WORLD HAS NEED FOR YOU AGAIN, ZADDYMASTER.

There's a BDSM bondage chair where the Dr Omegaverse is gagged and when ungagged he tells ZaddyMaster how he wants to run away with him to tour the universe and how beautiful he is.

ZaddyMaster is pretty.

Idk that's all I can remember now I'm busy thinking dreamily of ZaddyMaster.

You're welcome whoreo! I know, I'm the best brother ever.

[alteregozowie]

I bet you're the type that eats the cream out of the Whoreos and throw away the rest

"Is that Hell's version of an Oreo? I don't like sweets like that, and I'm not wasting food like that."

[w--h--o--r--e--o]

Cliffside Picnic

It was before sunrise when Lucas and Nathan settled down on their usual picnic spot. The picnic bench was a good few meters away from the cliff edge, just enough to see the full view of the vast plains as the sun rose. They noticed that there were more people than usual today and silently agreed to themselves that they might need to find a new spot for themselves soon. As they both waited for their coffee to drip down they kept themselves busy with menial tasks, Nathan on his phone scrolling through social media and Lucas on his laptop typing down a report for work.

Finally, the sky was slowly illuminating, but the two were still busy. Families around them were enjoying themselves in their lovely festivities, the birds busy chirping away, waking any sleepy bodies up, and some roosters from the plains down below can still be heard cawing from the cliff edge, yet the two stayed silent.

Then, the first ray of sunlight appeared, illuminating both of their faces. Lucas lifted his gaze up to see Nathan do the same. They sat there in silence, staring at each other before Nathan broke into a grin and stood up to kiss Lucas on the forehead.

“Coffee?” He asked Lucas.

“Good to go.” Lucas replied as he poured two glasses of coffee. “Sandwiches?” He asked.

“Right here.” Said Nathan as he pulled out the sandwiches he made out of their lunch bag.

“Perfect.” Lucas exhaled as he closed his laptop and put it aside while taking a bite of his sandwich.

“We always are.” Nathan replied as he lifted his cup in agreement.

And as the noise of the world played a wonderful symphony, the two ate in silence, happily enjoying each other’s presence as the sun’s warm light envelops them.

[sammixo8]

Hahhhh.. #oreo #whorelife #whoreo #cookies #cookie #funnymemes #funny #cute #pink #girly #girls #girl #babygirl (at San Diego, California)

[skylerxbowles]

When megastuff and Bae is life. #whoreo

[emptyteapots]

do they have it in an adult size?

[yazoood-blog]

This car is packed full of ratchets Alx James, Jerry Purpdrank, MAX JR #oreo #whoreo