Hurt/Comfort + Humor
“Are you okay?” “I'm seeing three of you and last I checked you don't have triplet siblings.”
“I don't think a bandaid is gonna fix this one.”
“Is that your blood or someone else's?”
“Just had to go and get yourself stabbed, huh?” “I mean, I wasn't planning on it, but…”
“Looks ugly…” “Aw, man :(” “I couldn't have more clearly been talking about the giant wound on your side.”
“Shit. You're bleeding through the bandages.” “Maybe if I put on red clothes it won't even stain.” “It is adorable that you think staining your clothes is my main concern.”
“You're dripping on the carpet.” “Apologies, where else would you like me to put the blood then?”
“You should see the other guy.” “… You walked into a window.” “And it cracked, so who really won?”
