#why does monday kill...... so much work...

[pattrat]

some quick doodles between classes

[iiiidiotnathanieliii]

fml

[carcarrot]

i am once again asking where are the jobs for blokes that do fuck all

[dixonlvr]

The uniform stays on!

CW: +18, daddy kink, praise kink, uniform kink, oral, unprotected sex, creampie.

AN: ngl guys, I kinds really like this one… I LOVE Jack in his sweaty uniform, he’s so hot!

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Monday, 08:30 a.m

Jackie🥰: [photo attached]

Jackie🥰: off to work, hope you have a great day my love❤️

You: 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

You: wow, how dare you just send me this without any warning💦💦 the uniform stays ON

You: love you so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🤤

Jackie🥰: ugh, my baby’s so dramatic😘

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Monday, 10:30 a.m

Samira BFF👯‍♀️: [photo attached]

Samira BFF👯‍♀️: come get your man, earlier I accidentally saw him shirtless……….

You: ……..

You: how dare he look sooooooo good at work?💦

Samira BFF👯‍♀️: ew🤢 lol

Samira BFF👯‍♀️: you’re my parents tho!

You: thank you for this! I’ll jump him when he comes home😋

Samira BFF👯‍♀️: at your service 🫡 but I didn’t want to imagine my attending banging my best friend……

You: 😘😘

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Monday, 10:33 a.m

You: why were you shirtless at work???? And why did Samira send me the most amazing picture of you, looking delicious, AT WORK???

Jackie🥰: I was all sweaty so I was changing my shirt when she walked in…

You: just come home already… need you so bad🤤

You: can’t stop thinking about you in that uniform💦

Jackie🥰: …

Jackie🥰: will be home soon;)

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Monday, 15:30 a.m

You hear the front door open and close, heavy boots slapping the floor after being taken off. You’re in the bedroom watching TV and waiting for Jack to come into the room.

“Hi, love.” You see Jack at the bedroom door, he’s wearing his police camouflage outfit.

“Ugh, just come here.” You beg. You’ve been waiting the whole day to have him, needy as hell after seeing the pictures he and Samira sent you. You loved when he wore his work clothes, he looked so good in his scrubs but this outfit? This outfit had you salivating. “You’ve taken too long to get here.” You groan once he gets near you.

“My baby’s been needy huh? It’s all the uniform, isn’t it?” He asks and cups your face with his rough hands, pulling you towards him and kissing you deeply. You both moan at the much needed contact.

“Please, Jack, I need you…” you beg once he proceeds to kiss your neck, down towards your breasts, pulling up the shirt, his shirt, you’re wearing, groaning at the sight of your pierced nipples.

“Love these so much.” He says, twirling your piercings in his fingers. At first he didn’t really like that you got them pierced, not that he hated them, he absolutely loved them, but the fact that he couldn’t play with your tits while they healed, killed him. So now, he takes his time to take good care of them with his mouth and fingers, absolutely adoring the sight of them.

You’re already a moaning mess, grabbing and pulling his hair while he sucks. Slowly pushing him lower until he’s met with your lacy black thong, groaning at the sight of your wet core.

“Been waiting for me huh?” He teases, putting his nose onto your core and inhaling, whimpering at the musky scent. He starts eating you out through the wet fabric, wetting it even more than before, pulling your thong from behind to make it dig into your pussy lips. You can’t stop grinding your hips into his face, begging him to take them off. When he finally does, he puts them in his back pocket, for later use, and digs back in. The sensation is overwhelming, you’re unbelievably wet, sloppy sounds coming from the way his tongue meets with your wet center, his fingers burying themselves into you, his mouth sucking on your clit.

“I’m coming, I’m coming…” you whimper, grinding harder on his face, until release finally comes. He helps you ride it out, kissing you gently on your core and inner thighs.

“So good, such a good girl.” He says, coming up from between your legs, face wet, grinning hard. You notice the huge tent in his pants and smirk.

“Someone’s excited, isn’t he?” You crawl towards him on the bed, burying your face in his crotch, that is at eye level now that he’s standing. You inhale and kiss him through the pants, noticing the little dark stain there. “Oh…” you smirk, looking up at him. “Please, daddy, fuck me already.” You beg into his crotch. Once the “daddy” word comes out of your mouth, his cock twitches and he groans. “Please, just don’t take off the…” you can’t even finish the sentence before he throws you back onto the bed and pulls you closer to him by your ankles.

“Ok, baby, I won’t take my clothes off, but you’ll have to be a good girl for me and take it all ok?” He says while he unbuckles his pants, freeing his angry and leaky cock. You’re to focused on his movements that you forget to respond to him. “Do you understand baby? Will you take it all like the good girl you are?” He asks again and you nod instantly.

He slaps his cock against your clit and rubs it between your folds a few times, wetting it, before slamming into you. You both moan in sync. He lays on top of you and starts moving in and out at a fast pace. You grab onto his hard shoulders, moaning into his neck while he pounds into you.

“You’re doing so well for daddy, such a good baby…” he says, groaning into your ear. You’re so close to coming... Suddenly he gets out of you and you whine at the loss. “Get on your knees.” He commands. You get on your knees and elbows, wiggling your ass at him while he takes off his outer jacket, throwing it at you, leaving him with a sweaty long sleeve shirt. You love seeing him all sweaty, finding it really hot.

“Come on daddy, you’re taking too long.” You giggle, lowering yourself on your chest and start playing with yourself. “I’m gonna make myself come if you don’t.” You tease him by opening your hole for him, showing him the mixed juices there. You see him pump his cock a few times before finally getting on the bed to pound into you. You love this position, you feel him deeper and deeper with each pound. He plays with your clit while you moan “daddy, daddy, daddy…” each time he touches that perfect spot inside you.

He makes you come two more times before you both are destroyed. He lays on top of your back, whispering sweet things into your ear while he softens inside you, keeping his cum inside.

“I should wear this uniform more, huh? If it gets you so worked up.” He kisses your ear.

“Please do. You look so good in it.” You say with your eyes closed, feeling full and sticky of him, loving the sensation.

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[tammyu-2]

VOX BOYFRIEND HCS

Tw : Swearing, Sexual themes (not too explicit, mostly mention of sex but no description)

Content : No mentions of Y/n, no gender mentioned, established relationship

A/n : I love this toxic man that its concerning

□ When he first had a crush on you it was extremely obsessive. When he likes someone not just for their body but also their personality then its absolutely over for everyone around him. He will keep pictures of the two of you all around him. In his lockscreen, on his office table, near his bed, in his wallet- literally everywhere because he likes to be reminded of having you in his life.

□ Dates with him are over the top and fancy af. Like expect the fanciest restaurants where it takes you a month to get a reservation at but if you mentioned it one day then expect him taking u out the next to that exact restaurant. Even some times he won't even have to make a reservation, just seeing the CEO of Voxtek is enough to get you a seat anywhere in Hell. And he is shows you off 100%.

□ He uses stupid nicknames in public to tease you. Like those pet names that are cringe but also kinda adorable. "Dollface" "Princess/Prince/Prinxe" (I googled it- yes thats a thing) "Bunny" and he absolutely loves it if you get flustered by them and he uses them more often. Even during spicy time.

□ Speaking of Sexy time, he 100% does not care where it happens if he wants his fix. Like he will literally do it anywhere much to your dismay. You know that one line from 'runway walk' where it goes "On the couch, on the bed, kitchen counter or stairs, wherever you want it baby Im taking you there" yeah that's him.

□ He brags about you infront of Alastor to get him jealous. Let's say its during the time he kidnapped Alastor, he would bring you up every 5 minutes. Alastor obviously doesn't give a flying fuck but for Vox's ego let say he is "jealous". He loves the idea of rubbing it in his face that not only is he at his mercy but also he found someone so much better and hotter and smarter.

□ If SHOK.WAV doesn't like you then Vox doesn't like you. But if SHOK.WAV loves you then Vox already has an engagement ring in his secret stash. Like that's his baby and ur his new parent. Will probably code it into SHOK.WAV to refer to you as "Parent/Mom/Dad" and if Vox isnt available then SHOK.WAV will immediately kill anyone if they even try anything with you.

□ Spoils you rotten without even thinking twice about it. Like he is so nonchalant about the designer stuff he gets you because its another Monday for him. Its not even that he does it as a big gesture- it's more like something he just gets you for the sake of, because you are his s/o. Like why wouldn't he spoil you? That's a requirement. Expect to get a gift every time you see him.

□ He is overly jealous about everyone. Does not matter who you talk to, if they are even the slightest bit flirting with you then they are getting harshly threatened and a nasty rumor spread online to ruin their reputation for the next 10 years (thanks to Velvettes help because she loves a hot scoop).

□ He keeps you away from being on any of Val's shoots or movies. But he does get you modeling gigs with Velvette so he can have a billboard of you in a hot outfit outside his office that he can stare at 24/7

The way that this was longer than I expected ;-;

Hope yall liked ittttttt

[TAMMY’S WRITING YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO COPY AND REPUBLISH MY WORK TY]

[karlamybeloved]

robert getting help from the z team to go on a date with us!! and they fully analyze reader like putting our social media on the projecter and whatnot 🤭

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love is always in the air, for some it’s intoxicating while for others, they would rather breath in a gas leak. for robert, it was always the second option; he didn’t grow up seeing his parents much, let alone see them be romantic. so when he starts to take interest in you, he goes to his team for advice and help. however, they aren’t normal.

there were a few pieces of advice a few members had told him; and no he won’t grab your ass, corner you against a wall, or flirt with you in public. “robert this is fucking sad man.” flambae winced, watching robert stalk you from behind a wall. you were happily rubbing beef’s belly, the dog howling and wagging his tail. robert stayed quiet, feeling his heart tighten at the scene. ‘you’d be such a great parent.’ he thought to himself, before a hit on the back of the head snapped him out of his thoughts. “bobert? don’t fucking ignore me, i’m trying to help you.” flambae grumbled as robert looked up at him. “you’re ‘help’ is you demanding i go up to them and grab their ass.” “that’s being smooth!” robert pinched the bridge of his nose, maybe he’ll go to someone who doesn’t live on tinder.

he wasn’t the happiest going to coupe, but regardless he wanted to hear out what she had to say. she had romantic feelings and was with punch up for a bit, so why not? he sat down next to her in the break room, giving her a twinkie as a peace offering. she stared at robert before giving him a smug expression, leaning in. “nothings going your way, hmm?” she questioned, while robert nodded. “i need someone who.. has experience and genuine advice in this type of stuff.” she nodded, sipping on to the tea she made herself. “well, i won’t give you step by step.” he rose an eyebrow. “why not? i mean whatever you did worked for punch up.” she smiled, remembering how she almost killed him. “my methods differ from you, so instead i’ll help you find what makes robert, robert.”

“robert what the fuck.” coupe stood and watched the man try and write a love letter. his handwriting made coupe grimace, there even were a few coffee splats on the paper. she sighed heavily before taking the paper and reading it. what he wrote in the message wasn’t terrible, but it was lacking neatness and needed to get to the point. she sighed before crumbling up the papers much to robert’s dismay. “hey, hey! i was trying.” “your ‘trying’ wasn’t good enough, how does one even write their own name with messy and ugly handwriting like yours.” robert crossed his arms, “alright so no love letter, what’s next?” coupe crossed her arms, “we’ll continue this after work. i’ve already invited a few others to join us.” robert groaned out loud as coupe walked away.

he didn’t want to wait for tomorrow, or next week or a year. robert wanted to get this done now, or at least try and make a move. he didn’t trust himself enough that he’ll have as much confidence tomorrow, so he made his way over to your desk. he saw the glances coupe and the others gave him, she tried to stop him with a feather dagger but he kept walking. his eyes grew soft as he stood behind you, then tapped your shoulder. he was blessed to see a smile on your face as you waved at him, before he blurted out. “i was wondering if you’d wanna catch dinner sometime? yknow, you don’t have to say yes or anything i just thought i’d be a cool—“ “yeah, does monday work? i’m busy this weekend but i’d love to go out with you.” someone pinch robert, because he was holding his breath for so long you had to gently shake him. he nods before giving your a bright awkward smile, then quickly walked away.

robert tried so hard to make it to his car, but of course he was cornered by his team. a few were excited while coupe was slightly upset he didn’t wait, however the anger shifted to happiness as she saw robert’s cheeky smile. they decided that was the night they would all go out to drink, celebrating the beginning of robert’s love life.

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“can we actually go clothing shopping instead of the bar? i need clothes besides a hoodie and SDN shirts.. yes im being serious?”

a/n: olive garden i genuinely hate u. my ass burns

[2008braziliangrandprix]

landoscar fic recs vol. 1

the goats of landoscar fics to Me

vol. 2 , vol. 3 , vol. 4

impasse of biting - @wanderingblindly

12.5k | 2/2 | vampire au | barista!lando/vampire!oscar | M

"Maybe it would be good for you, something like this." Lando looks away from the espresso machine, over at Charles. "Like what?" "A vampire." "Charles," Lando breathes out, leaning against the back of his workstation and crossing his arms. "I've told you, it's not..." it's a me problem. He's the one that can't seem to connect to people, he's the one that's not noteworthy enough to want.

one of the first landoscar fics i ever read and it did change the trajectory of my life forever, liquid ur a genius btw. u could say im a real SUCKER for vampires…….

sgraffito - @ocontraire

19k | 1/1 | non-driver au | art teacher!lando/f1 driver!oscar | T

Maybe it could have been him, instead. It could have been him driving alongside Oscar, his hands lifting trophies, his dreams soaked in champagne. But Lando taught art while his brother raced, and he didn't regret it. Not when Oli seemed so happy.

hurt my feelings in the best way possible, pretty sure i cried, very beautiful overall

learned behavior - @passengerprincipessa

59.2k | 1/1 | 2024 season fwb / driver!lando/driver!oscar | E

Lando tries to win a championship and learns how to want.

THEEEEE landoscar fic, made me really weird about lando forever.

death and other lies - @finifugue

42.7k | 3/3 | spies but also so much more | assassin!lando/serial killer!oscar | M

Oscar kills people. Lando is legally dead. Someone wants to restart the war.

one of the most entertaining and well written fics i have ever read, incredibly devastating and heartwarming at the same time.

catechism - debrief

9.4k | 2/2 | theyre cats. | cat!lando/cat!oscar | T

“My faves are Temptation MixUps, but they only come in tubs,” Lando remarks. “I know how to open tubs,” Oscar says offhandedly. He knows how to what. “Will you marry me?” Lando asks without much thought.

prison break but cats, it is so silly and perfect

take it offline - @lellabellas

20k | 3/3 | office au doesnt even begin to describe it | ceo!lando/cto!oscar | M

"Why don't you put that mouth to better use, mate?" Lando's stomach turns even as he spreads his legs farther apart into a suggestive position. He's so fucked. Forget crossing a line; he's just pole-vaulted the line, done six backflips, and launched himself into the stratosphere. Half promises to hangers on in a bar is one thing—a little 'you take care of me, I'll take care of you,' and then never call them back. Coming onto a work colleague is something else entirely. But Oscar doesn't crack. He slowly closes his mouth that's fallen open in shock, licks his lips, and stares Lando down just as hard. "Alright."

blatantly unhinged and evil oscar is my favorite, and he is so well written in this fic, was on the edge of my seat the whole time and audibly gasped at least twice while reading it. Rancid in the best of ways.

run, rabbit, run (ive got you in my sights) - @saccharinenectarine123

8.5k | 1/1 | canon divergence | driver!lando/driver!oscar | E

Oscar's been obsessed with Lando since he was 14. Now they’re teammates at McLaren, and he's struggling to keep it together. Lando's not a better man.

LOVE when oscar is a loser who is obsessed with lando and lando is kind of evil about it, very beautiful outcome

sun kissed - @passengerprincipessa

45.5k | 6/6 | backpacking au | yachtie!lando/engineer!oscar | E

Oscar gets broken up with and impulsively books a four-week backpacking trip through Europe. He doesn't expect to fall in love along the way.

the most rom com fic ever + some of the most incredible character development everrrrrr incredibly heartwarming and feel good fic

in the firing line - @sincerelylancelot

5.3k | 1/1 | restaurant au | server!lando/chef!oscar | E

On Monday morning, Oscar finds a coffee next to his chopping board and a note.

i dont know why this fic itches my brain the way it does but i have read it 5 times and its perfect, simple idea + beautiful execution

certain uncertainty - @celellken

21.5k | 1/1 | ranch au | ranch hand!lando/ranch hand!oscar | NR

Oscar and Lando work on a ranch. Oscar is used to keeping his head down and his emotions in check. But when Lando arrives, all easy smiles and restless energy, Oscar finds himself thrown off balance.

slice of life found family ranch au...need i say more. deserves her flowers

the road not taken - @zelebrini

49.4k | 7/7 | slowburn exes to lovers | photographer!lando/vet!oscar | E

A long time ago, Oscar lost something he’s not sure he’s ever getting back.

WHAT IF UR OLD SITUATIONSHIP CAME BACK TO HAUNT U. AND HE WAS A BEAUTIFUL VET. AND U SAVED A CAT TOGETHER. so tragic...so amazing...i killed myself 17 times every chapter and loved every second of it

forget the protocol - astronautaficionado

68.7k | 10/10 | hockey au | goalie!lando/defenseman!oscar | E

By the time Oscar's first NHL contract ends, he's spent most of it in the minors. When he receives a controversial offer to join another team, it changes everything about his life, especially the hockey.

oscar psychologically tortures himself over a crush when literally nobody asked him to do that

so what are you waiting for? (its your serve) - @serve-cunt

76.4k | 11/11 | tennis au | tennis player!lando/tennis player!oscar | M

“Good evening and welcome to the press conference for Oscar Piastri,” said the organiser, in an officious, bored voice. “A reminder to keep your questions brief.” She pointed to a blonde woman in the first row. “Catherine, go ahead.” Catherine leaned forward. "First of all, Oscar, congratulations," she said. "With the points from this win you’ll be in the top twenty ranked male tennis players. That's a huge deal, especially this young. Did you expect that when you woke up this morning?"

just impeccable. oscar learning he can have sport and cute boy at the same time will get me every single time, and also now im fighting tennis demons

leading lines - @volantium

16.5k | 1/1 | fake dating au | photographer!lando/driver!oscar | T

Oscar blinks at him, slowly, mind gone horrifically blank. Lando keeps on talking but Oscar doesn’t hear any sound come out of his mouth. “What do you mean,” Oscar speaks over Lando, and can hear the audible click of Lando’s jaw snapping shut, “that you told your parents we’re dating?”

they r so stupid and i love them terribly

afterburn - @passengerprincipessa

75.1k | 5/5 | canon divergence | ferrari driver!lando/mclaren driver!oscar | E

At the end of 2027, Lando leaves for Ferrari. Oscar doesn't know why.

might just be The oscar character study, oscar learning he can have sport and cute boy at the same time once again

half-lives - anon

16.9k | 1/1 | gang au | gang member!lando/get away driver!oscar | E

Oscar is the crew's new getaway driver. Lando doesn't trust him. Doesn't like how calm he stays when things go to hell. But then things do go to hell, a job gone sideways, crew lost. Now it's just the two of them on the run. Bleeding. Breathing too close. Oscar starts seeing the cracks in Lando's armor. The way he folds when someone handles him right. The way he begs but never says it out loud. The hatred is always easy. What comes after isn’t.

i wish i knew who this anon was so i could kiss their brain for this utter masterpiece, running from the cops is my favorite brand of forced proximity

already home - @nyoomfruits

32.5k | 1/1 | non drivers + fake relationship au | producer(kinda)!lando/lawyer!oscar | T

Lando takes a deep steadying breath. “I think I might be in love with Oscar.” He says, and hates how immediately when he says the words, he knows it’s true. “Right,” Max says, nodding. “And?” “What do you mean, ‘and?’” Lando says, a little outraged. “I can’t be in love with him! We’re married! This is like, a disaster waiting to happen!”

rom com, friends to lovers, and fake relationship.....the holy trinity of fics i think

a single great error - @sincerelylancelot

12.4 k | 1/1 | magic + dark academia | everyone has magic powers | M

Lando reminds him of a black hole. Not just all-consuming and endless, but a bridge to infinite possibilities. Oscar’s hands can rip the universe apart, knit it back together, and feel the air shimmer where reality was—but to him, Lando is what’s left in that space: infinite and always.

heart! breaking! stuff! the sequel is also incredible.

off the record - anon

19.2k | 2/2 | pwp | secret camboy!lando/driver!oscar | E

Oscar stumbles upon a camboy account that looks a lot like Lando. It ruins his focus, rewires his brain, and makes him want things he shouldn't.

HOT. SO HOT. SO GOOD. ONCE AGAIN I WISH I KNEW WHO THIS ANON WAS SO I COULD KISS THEIR BRAIN. love when landoscar match each others freaks

negative splits - @ocontraire

10k | 1/1 | pro runners au | runner!lando/runner!oscar | T

So officially, Oscar Piastri, pretty good steepler and pretty bad pacer, was now a professional runner. They wanted him to steeple, mostly, though he’d be doing cross country in the fall, and Lando had pinky promised him, mid-distance guy to mid-distance guy, that if he wanted to get into the 3k flat indoor then he would get him in. Oscar didn’t really want to ask how he planned on doing that. Felt safer not to ask.

every single one of leaf's sport aus is a masterpiece, and this is no exception. top tier landoscar dynamics

[xoln04f1xo]

Hiii!! Can you do a Malachi x Reader where Reader starred in the new horror movie, “Clown in a Cornfield”, and she becomes like this generations scream queen? And everyone’s making edits of her, Malachi and the cast see them all and support her? I hope this makes sense I thought of this like 10 minutes ago 😭 Love your writing as well, keep up the good work!!

Pairings: Malachi x Reader

WARNINGS: pure fluff

WC: 0.2k

Leah's waffle box: Thank you so much for requesting! I'm finally getting to write this. Now here's the deal... I've never watched this movie so I'm purely guessing on what it's about using my imagination and going off that.

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no one expected Clown in a Cornfield to blow up the way it did.

It started with whispers - festival buzz, critics calling the kills "brutal but smart," the final girl "terrifyingly real." then opening weekend hit, and suddenly everyone knew your name.

you didn't play the final girl like she was fearless. you played her shaking, furious, stubborn. bloody hands gripping a rusted pipe. voice cracking when you screamed - not pretty, not polished. Real.

that's what did it.

by Monday morning, edits were going viral.

clips of you running through the cornfield to bass-boosted audios. slow-motion shots of your expression when you realised the clown was behind you. freeze-frames of your final stare into the camera, eyes wide, jaw set - text over it reading:

"THIS is how you make a scream queen."

someone compared you to Neve Campbell.

someone else said you were better.

tiktok crowned you in less than 48 hours.

the cast GC went feral.

Malachi was the first to send you one.

Malachi: "WHY ARE YOU ACTUALLY TERRIFYING 🔥😭"

then screenshots.

edits.

fanart.

a tweet with 200K likes calling you "the moment, the movement, the cornfield menace."

at the next press event, you tried to play it cool, but the interviewer smiled like she already knew.

"so, how does it feel being called this generations scream queen?"

you laughed, a little stunned, "I think the internet decided that without asking me."

behind the cameras were all smiles. someone squeezed your shoulder and Malachi leaned in and whispered, "you earned it."

that night you reposted an edit for the first time. just one.

a simple caption: "still processing this. thank you 🖤🌽"

it became your most-liked post ever.

and just like that, horror fans knew - the crown had passed.

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