#will eden

[doodlemeimpressed]

Will: Did it hurt? When you fell?

Michael: From heaven? No. I'm not giving you my numb-

Will: No I mean when you fell out of that uber. I watched you trip on your foot and kind of lay on the pavement for ten minutes.

Michael:

Will: we all saw

[doodlemeimpressed]

Michael: would you rather kiss me or die?

Will: kiss you

Michael: aww-

Will: then die

Michael:

Will: immediately

[doodlemeimpressed]

Michael [dramatically looking out the window]: When will my husband return from the war?

Will: Adam is just watering the plants can you please chill out

[doodlemeimpressed]

[playing scrabble]

Adam: i will put my "a" down to make “a”

Blake: i will add to your “a” to make “at”

Michael: i will add onto your “at” to make “rat”

Will: i will add onto your “rat” to make “biostratigraphic”

Michael: [flips the board]

[doodlemeimpressed]

Adam: Are you taken?

Will: Yeah

Will: For granted

[doodlemeimpressed]

Michael: Adam's girlfriend sneezed earlier and I accidentally said “shut the fuck up” instead of “bless you”.

Will: How do you accidentally say “shut the fuck up”?

[doodlemeimpressed]

Will: Wanna hear a joke?

Michael: Sure

Will: There are two types of people in this world:

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Adam:

Michael: