#will graham askbox

[mongooseundertheporch]

"Does anyone have a pet sitter they recommend....? A good one, who can handle 12 dogs and 2 cats? I'm gonna go..... visit some family and I can't take them with me, but everyone I know is busy during the only time I can do it."

[mongooseundertheporch]

[okay here we go, sex alphabet for Will] [18+ you fucks, shoo if you're not an adult >:[ ] [Reminder these are my headcanons, if you don't like it, then uh. Go away] [Oh, tags for peeps related to Will, figured you'd find this useful :> : @yourtastefulcannibal @adm1rationofthem0ngoos3 @ask-zephyrkane @4mbrose-de-s1las ]

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Very good at aftercare, at least for his partner, albeit he'll forget to do much for himself beyond cleaning even if he subs

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He wouldn't say he has a favorite body part necessarily, but he likes his voice pretty decently. And he's a big fan of hands, or thighs

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He's kinda obsessed, although he keeps it pretty chill on the surface. He will clean up after himself though, and his partner-

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

One of the fastest ways to get him off is just to finger/fuck him, he found that out after getting wheedled into trying pegging with an ex-girlfriend of his. Just slip something into him and he'll go off like a rocket. He also likes bottoming for cockwarming purposes, it helps turn off his brain

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Fairly experienced, knows the basics and learns quickly

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy or just anything that lets him avoid eye contact

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's serious once he gets into it

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn't bother with shaving, it's an arduous process that makes him jittery, so it's messy

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

If it's someone he knows well, he's very intimate, and regardless, when everything's said and done, he's very cuddly

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He jacks off fairly regularly, at least once a week if not more, more as a way to get rid of morning wood than anything since it's not very satisfying to him

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He's into bondage/shibari, and painplay, although he hasn't had the chance to engage in these kinks much

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom, or the kitchen for reasons unknown

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Pain [he's a masochist], just being touched in random situations [by people he knows and is sexually involved with], TBD honestly

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He's not a big fan of latex, horrible texture for him, nor is he a big fan of himself doing breeding talk

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Very very very good at it, prefers giving

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Typically, although it does vary between partner and situation, he likes to take his time, hard but slow

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He like taking his time, but he doesn't mind them, although since it takes him a while to cum from topping he's usually left to his own devices afterwards

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He has to be coaxed into it somewhat, but he does like experimentation and risks as much as he'll whine about it

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go as long as he's wanted to, although he'll have to stall for time to recuperate. If he's topping, he'll usually last pretty long, half an hour or so. If he's bottoming, his partners have to edge him to get it to last more than ten minutes

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has a few toys for himself, rarely ever uses them on partners though since they're just small dildos and plugs bought on a drunken whim. He uses them more often than he'd like to admit

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He adores teasing, as well as degradation, he's not afraid to get mean if his partner is down for it

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's incredibly loud, although he'll go pretty quiet when he's close, just whining or panting his partner's name. He whines, keens, groans, hisses somewhat, a pretty wide range

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves giving oral, like a ridiculous amount, especially as he gets older and needs more recovery time. Eating out, sucking off, whatever it is, he's down. He'll even just do it absentmindedly as a cockwarming/cuntwarming sort of thing.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

6 inch, uncut

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It's comes and goes, sometimes it's all he can think about and sometimes it's dormant

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Once he's done with aftercare, he's out like a light. Eepy man, eepy forever

[mongooseundertheporch]

(18+)

Will, I would like nothing more than to get down rough and dirty. I’m talking rawdogging it until the fucking sun rises. Anyways.

Will stared for a long moment, face heating up, just kinda fucked up. "I uh. Um. Pardon-?"

[mongooseundertheporch]

Hello, I hope we are on better terms, if not would you like a hug? I've been told for some reason I am huggable, anywho, you asked fro an update, I'm doing breathing treatments and what not now.

Still in the hospital, they have me on a treatment plan, the first night was so hectic....

I want something good to eat.

"..... I'd say we're on semi-better terms, although I'm still not very happy about what happened yesterday." He gave a faint laugh at the huggable comment. "I wonder how well they know you. And good, I was hoping they wouldn't make you wait very long."

[mongooseundertheporch]

“Hiiii, Will.”

- a.

"Oh Ambrose! Hello!"

[mongooseundertheporch]

"Happy New Year to those who celebrate, and to those who don't, I'm so sorry about the ruckus."

[mongooseundertheporch]

Will, I have awakens and the first person I’m going to bother is you, when can you come by the hospital?

"I'm actually here, had to go for a case anyways and that's.... been resolved, so I can go to you now. What room are you in?"

[mongooseundertheporch]

what’s your opinion on male pregnancy for future reference

"Uhh...... It's fine?? Like any other pregnancy I guess? Why. Why are you asking?"