mbti types as my neighbors:
estp: regularly burns things in his yard, brings huge snowplows and other construction equipment into his yard
istp: married to ^^, but kicked him out. regularly has lots of other people come that burn things even though he’s gone
estj: wore a sandwich board sign that said “deed restricted community” to the auction of our house when my parents got it
isfp: married to ^^, also old and “runs” on a very dangerous road with no shirt very frequently
entp: asked my sister if she really lived here
esfj: leader of the blonde families. basically just organize stuff for the neighbors with small children to do
istj: the other 3 blonde families
infj: very sweet couple in their 60s that would always walk their dog together but then it died :(
intj: their dog named princess that did not like my dog
infp: neighbors with a swing that looks so aesthetically pleasing and so much fun that it is very very hard to not go on it
esfp: neighbors that have a huge blowup minion outside of their house
isfj: girl that it is my age and i think is really pretty but she is definitely straight
enfj: gives me like $200 for just feeding her cats for a week
entj: married to ^^, his house always has an icon on maps that says there is a business there but there is definitely not
intp: family with a biden sign ❤️ that i’ve literally never seen leave the house
enfp: the old man who came out of his house to tell me where my dog pooped cause i couldn’t find it
