Let me tell you a story
about an 18th century botany scandal.
You may have heard of a guy named Linnaeus (1707-1778), famous for developing the Latin binomial nomenclature system we still use to name organisms today. As you may imagine, botany was kind of a disaster before scientists agreed on One Way to name things (edit: maybe it wasn’t a total disaster but there was a lot going on). Linnaeus based his groupings on the number of stamens and pistils in flowers (the sex parts), but the thing was, no one knew that they were the sex parts until our boy Linnaeus described sexual reproduction in plants.
This was Outrageous for a lot of people. Acknowledging that plants not only did the sex but may have even been non-monogamous (plot twist: they definitely are) was horrific according to the generally accepted morals of the day. (the suggestion of non-monogamy in plants was described as “loathsome harlotry” by one Johann Seigesbeck of St Petersburg).
To be fair, Linnaeus tended to use analogies directly comparing stamens to men and pistils to women, so a lot of his texts read more explicitly than is probably necessary. A popular form of scientific writing at the time was the botanical poem with scientific notes, which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. The poem parts tended to be quite literary and people like Erasmus Darwin had a grand old time explaining Linnaeus’ system in a rather lewd fashion (such as in The Loves of the Plants).
Some tried to rescue botany from impropriety, for example William Withering, who published an English translation of Linnaeus’ Systema Vegabilium in 1776, making edits to the analogies and even changing the terms for stamen and pistil to chive and pointal. But then- The Botanical Society at Litchfield (which was actually just three guys, including the aforementioned E. Darwin) published a revenge translation in 1783 including all the sexual stuff and a smackdown of Withering in the introduction.
I find all this pretty funny by itself, but there were actually some more serious impacts on society, which I will detail in another post because this is getting really long. If you want Even More details on this topic I’m so ready tho.









