#williamshamspeare

[dogsnegad]

what are your thoughts and opinions on CJ Friskins

I can only hc this man as a furry LOL since hes probably oldish a greymuzzle even!!!!

also a major cat activist. he'd totally steal your outdoor cats and hunt you down if you declaw them (based)

but other than that I don't think much about him often. he's neat tho :)

also he works at a zoo??????? my goals honestly

anyways ummmmm doodle to keep it interesting

[magicmindless]

headcanon lists... Let's hear one for Chase, he could use some love

Yeehaw!

A HC list but it’s just Chase

Featuring snek

- Basically the eccentric fun uncle everyone likes. He gets along with pretty much anyone he meets, though his energy can be a bit much for some

- Chase got into reptiles because of his grandfather who also liked them a lot, especially snakes. Because of him Chase often caught snakes which were in his backyard. He did this so much that his parents got him a book to teach him which snakes were ok to catch and which ones weren’t

- He has been bitten by a venomous snake before. It happened when he was a kid, and it hurt like actual hell, though he recovered fine after being taken to the hospital by his grandpa. People are surprised that it didn’t steer him away from his interest in snakes at all, but Chase claims it was his fault since he probably scared the snake (this was the incident which lead his parents to get that snake book for him)

- Despite his risky stunts, he takes great care of his animals. The stunts he pulls are very controlled and there’s always a medical crew on standby just in case things go wrong

- I think Isadora is his daughter. Adopted or not, he loves her to bits even if she does try to get into enclosures she isn’t supposed to. He also promises that when she’s a bit older, she can have her own pet snake

- He’s great with kids and taking care of them. He’s been known to spoil Isadora and any younger nieces and nephews he has whether it’s giving them piggyback rides, snacks, or letting them tackle him when they see him

- He’s pretty level-headed and doesn’t like raising his voice at people when he’s mad, especially at kids, but if he does yell at you, then you seriously messed up (though if it’s at a kid he always feels bad after)

- Has a Southern accent, and can also be a bit loud. Nice for grabbing attention. People joke he might’ve been a town crier in a past life

- Smokie is the only animal Chase owns which lives in his home (the other animals live at the zoo). He’s got a large enclosure all to himself. Smokie is very calm and friendly, which is why Chase lets him cling to him when he goes to places. Though Smokie can also be a curious fellow so he might start licking anyone within shoulder distance

- Chase has quite a few cowboy hats, and has even gotten Smokie his own tiny collection of hats, and not just cowboy hats (like the Santa hat in the advent calendar)

- He’s hosted tons of holiday events, the fan-favorite being his Valentine’s Day event, where he will let people anonymously tell him about their ex’s (or really anyone they hate) and then he’ll name a dead rat after an ex and feed it to one of the reptiles

- Not a hc but I’m still waiting for when we get the other co-owner of the reptile zoo. Like, who are they to Chase? Are they just a friend…? Family member…? A wife…? Husband…? Who knows really (I’m betting on husband, I think he’s gay as hell)

- Though he handles potentially dangerous animals on a daily basis, he does have one fear which is anything bad happening to his loved ones. Cliche fear, but he really doesn’t have any besides that

- He’s savvy when it comes to repairing cars and trucks, though he also likes working with his hands in general

- He likes rock and country music

- Any sport or game which involves a ball he’ll probably like, except if it’s golf, he hates golf because it’s a rich-people sport. Sports/games he does like are soccer, tether ball, and stuff like that

- Likes hiking and rock-climbing. It’s always a good way to him to relax when he needs a break from work, and likes to take Isadora or any buddy of his with him

- Is friends with Budwin. They have an interesting dynamic together, since Budwin sleeps in as we know due to being chronically tired and Chase wakes up at the crack dawn. Honestly, if Budwin does wake up at an earlier time than usual, it’s probably because of Chase

[zagreus]

hey, buddy...Do you happen to have any more of those... sticks?

IT’S MINE AND YOU CANT HAVE IT

[askaceattorney]

Dear williamshamspeare,

Indeed.  The woman of the future takes every opportunity to advance her career.  We forward-thinkers always get ahead.

Unlike some, who prefer to play with their toys as if they’ve become children again.

-Juror 5

[aaabominations]

Pretency want Oatmeal with Dinosaur Eggs

[ghostypeppers]

Ooooooooooooh song requests! Let's try Numbers by Neil Cicierega

Why does this slap so hard though?

[fewcirclesandsomesqares]

wow it's been like a year since this blog showed up on my dash. How's the square-y shape doing

Either way

[ghostypeppers]

Do you like Will Wood

[lays down in a “draw me like one of you french girls” pose]

Yeeeees? :)