#willowkeyes rp

[willowaudreykeyes]

Will... please DO keep napping with Remy and ONLY Remy. It DEFINITELY isn’t rude to the rest of the Sides... >:( and NO, I am NOT trying to get you to cuddle with me. Stop it with your pernicious LIES - Janus

Will: ...

*adjusts so that they can reach out and pull him onto the couch, also stealing his hat to put on their own head*

Could have just asked, you know. Now shhh, sleepy time.

[willowaudreykeyes]

FAIR WILLOW, I ALSO CONCUR THAT MY VILLAINOUS BROTHER MUST DIE, FOR HE HAS COMMITTED THE MOST HEINOUS OF CRIMES. HE HAS STOLEN LOGAN’S CROFTERS JAM AND REPLACED IT WITH KRAFT JELLY. OH, CRUEL FOE. - Roman

Willow: 😳

... huh. He did that? Pffft how... how cruel...

*openly bribes Janus into not saying anything by giving him his favourite candy*

What a terrible thing to do to Logan. Remus deserves to pay for his crimes. I have to go now. Ignore me going into Remus' room.

*rushes out of the room*

[willowaudreykeyes]

Willow, WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE LIKE RATS????? They’re so cute and squishy, like a cuddle waiting to happen! - Patton

Willow: I know! I love them too. They’re too cute... and fluffy... and they give nuzzles... I think I’m gonna go commit a crime and go grab some from the Imagination. Maybe I can find some that sing or something...

[willowaudreykeyes]

WILLOW, DO I HAVE PERMISSION TO MURDER REMUS?! I WILL DO IT EITHER WAY BUT I WOULD LIKE TO BOND BY KILLING HIM WITH YOU - Virgil

Willow: *startled off the couch*

Why does he deserve death this time!? Do I need my sword!? Do we need to keep it hidden from the others or are they okay with this!?

Details Virge! A murder only works well when all the details are available!

... And he already asked me to help murder you, so we should probably go barricade ourselves into your room before he grabs Roman or Janus to help-