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[golgoterror]

What do you call a pig that does karate?... a pork chop!

@winclything

     “Oh, oh, oh! I’ve got a retort! What does one call a Spanish pig?”

     “Pork-que!”

[onlynear]

@winclything  said :  [ 📱 — sms ] i miss you. for dave

TG  :  haha  gay TG  :  no  but  for  real TG  :  miss  you  too  man TG  :  when  are  you  next  coming  over TG  :  gets  real  boring  when  you’re  not  here  to  remind  me  how  hella  fuckin  good  i  am  at  video  games TG  :  seriously  TG  :  its  like  the  great  minaj  said TG  :  all  these  bitches  my  sons   TG  :  come  visit  soon  TG  :  ok?

[demonslayvr]

                >> 🔥 <<            ❝            OKAY OKAY    y’got me    --   i was jus’ testin’ ya was all.  y’passed.           ❞             he snorts,  tail swishing behind him as his wings kept him   UP   in the air,  sharp teeth forming in a   grin.

@winclything / 🔥  -  #413

[onlynear]

@winclything  said  :  queue a john getting caught singing in a certain striders (daves) bathroom. (because I am assuming they hang out all the time now sue me)

you  stand  in  silence  for  a  good  few  minutes  ,  arms  and  legs  crossed  over  each  other  in  a  complicated  little  twist  .  you  aren’t  smiling  ,  thank  you  very  much  --  it’s  just  a  funny  sight  ,  your  best  bro  really  throwing  shapes  over  your  bathroom  sink  .  you  never  thought  you’d  bear  witness  to  something  as  honest  as  this  in  your  entire  life  .  once  you’re  fairly  certain  john  is  drawing  to  a  finish  ,  the  imaginary  crowd  truly  pissing  their  pants  for  the  vocal  talents  of  one  mister  egbert  ,  you  cup  a  hand  over  your  mouth  and  spit  a  few  plosives  .

‘     a-yo  ,  d-stri  bustin’  rhymes  --  nice  verse  ,  john  ,  but  lemme  take  up  the  mantle  ,  beats  so  sick  ,  goin’  off  the  handle  --     ’

[golgoterror]

PI YOU ARE WONDERFUL AND I WOULD DIE FOR YOUR JAKE OR YOU.

dani not to be dramatic but i love you so fucking much

[golgoterror]

jake jake i have serious question? why are the aliens in avatar blue people

@winclything

Congrats, John. Although only messaging Jake through pesterchum, you’ve made him physically sigh and rub his face in frustration.

[GT]: First and foremost theyre not people john. Theyre navi.

[GT]: As for their colour i couldnt tell you. It was an excellent choice though if i do say so myself.

[golgoterror]

TAG 20 FOLLOWERS YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER

NAME: pi GENDER: boy ZODIAC: gemini/cancer cusp. just pick one i don’t give a rat’s ass SEXUALITY: big question mark but polyamorous  HOGWARTS HOUSE: pufflehuff AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: like 10 hours if there’s no alarm. w alarm like 7  NUMBER OF BLANKETS: 2 WHERE I AM FROM: canada DREAM TRIP: i’d love to go around asia like on a big trip through all the countries  WHEN I CREATED THIS ACCOUNT: dec 23rd 2018 i made my first post WHY I CREATED THIS ACCOUNT: i had taken a break from rp and i wanted to jump back into it. i happened to see a video on homestuck recomended on youtube, which reminded me of when i used to read it, which made me want to read it. and the rest, as they say, is history FOLLOWERS: 253

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[golgoterror]

@winclything | x.

“ Wait was that supposed to be a joke? “

“ Look, you’re a hammer guy. You should know damn well that sometimes, you don’t always hit the stupid nail on its dumb little head, okay? ” Huff puff. Fuck you, John.