#winteragent incorrect quote

[johnwalkerrrrr]

Bucky: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

John : Wow. They sound stupid.

Bucky: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

John : Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Bucky: I guess you’re right. Hey John , I love you.

John : See! Just say that!

Bucky: Holy fucking shit.

John : If that flies over their head then, sorry Bucky, but they're too dumb for you.

Bucky: John .

[johnwalkerrrrr]

Bucky: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

John: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

[johnwalkerrrrr]

Teacher: Your child was in a fight.

John: Oh no, that’s terrible!

Bucky: Did he win?

[johnwalkerrrrr]

Yelena: So, how long have you and Bucky been together?

John: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bucky and I are not together. No. No.

Yelena: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?

[johnwalkerrrrr]

Bucky: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

John: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

[johnwalkerrrrr]

Bucky: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

John : Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Bucky, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

[johnwalkerrrrr]

Bucky: John, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

John, naked in Bucky's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Bucky, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

[johnwalkerrrrr]

John, throwing his head into Bucky's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Bucky, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.