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I don’t know what you’re talking about but it sounds pretty cool. I never had a hometown. What’s college like?

Oh. Alright then. It’s really not cool. I wish I didn’t have one. How do you not have one.

College is like. Constant stress and the freedom to keep piling on more stress. But it’s still pretty cool.

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College is cool. What is your hometown like?

College is great.

You talk to Marce right. Night Vale and shit. It’s like the fucking Hotel California but less welcoming and less pleasant once you’re there.

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Why did you have to run away? Wouldn’t they be glad for you to go to college?

It was an expression. Also not an expression, if you have any idea what my hometown is like, but whatever.

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When did you have parents?

Until I was eighteen and ran away to college.

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Parents?

Yes, that’s the English word for the people who conceive and/or raise you.

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Antelopes are anything but a waste of time.

Mammals are boring.

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What about Tomas.

That’s too close to what my parents named me.

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I’m doing well! You?

THAT IS VERY GOOD TO HEAR. I AM CLEANING UP FROM BREAKFAST AT THE MOMENT. ABOUT TO HEAD DOWNSTAIRS TO OPEN SHOP.

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