#witch adventures

[meanwhileinthebroomcloset]

Best Friend Nº2: So, I'm on the web page. Is it the Occult Cards you're looking for?

Me: Oracle cards.

Best Friend Nº2: Yeah, Oracle... So, what do you have in mind?

Me: The cheapest card deck... I'll make due with whatever I get.

Best Friend Nº2: ...

[meanwhileinthebroomcloset]

Me: We could do a ''let's discuss the deeds of the day'' kind of thing.

Best Friend Nº1: Very well... Today, I enchanted my favourite ring. From now on, it will protect me.

Me: Today, I enchanted a rock

Best Friend Nº1: What...

Me: From now on, it shall bring me peace...

Best Friend Nº1: ?...

Me: I think

Best Friend Nº1: ...

Me: We'll see

[meanwhileinthebroomcloset]

Best Friend Nº 1: I don't like being here.

Me: It's the fucking local cemetery. It's not like that abandoned house near the river.

Best Friend Nº 1: Still.

Me: Just let me find my grandparents grave, I forgot where it was.

*both pass through different mausoleums*

Me: I bet it has ghosts in it.

Best Friend Nº 1: If you don't shut up right now, I'm leaving.

Me: Oh my god, WHAT IS THAT?

Best Friend Nº 1: ?!??!?!?!?!?

Me: Pff, ah ah ah!

Best Friend Nº 1: STOP THAT!

[meanwhileinthebroomcloset]

*doing a reading of a really personal question for Best Friend Nº1*

Tarot Deck: Tower

Me: ...

Best Friend Nº 1: ...

Me: I have terrible news for you

[mousywitchcraft]

I work at a pet groomer shop and I had the honor to wash the sweetest pit bull named Apollo. It’s been two days and I still can’t stop thinking about him

[mousywitchcraft]

I’m currently sitting in front of my computer listening to love songs with my attract love spell jar with my rose quartz.

This is what my life has come to...

[sugarcane-and-honey]

How I successfully became a cryptid.

So I was at a used furniture store on a particularly dreary day, about two weeks ago with a pretty consistent drizzle coming down. I go to the counter to check out and the person at the counter (my guess is either late teens or early 20s) just kind of stares at me for a few seconds before beginning to ring up my items (a few assorted trinkets I had found while looking for a new shelf for my kitchen). They shyly look me up and down and I suddenly realize how odd I look because I was out and about wearing a full blown witch hat and a cloak because I was tired of getting rained on. They asked me where I got the cloak and I told them I made it, they asked if I sold them and I told them I hadnt thought there would be much market for them, but they insisted that they would love one, so I asked what color they would prefer and they said traditional black, so I paid and left the store with a small wave.

Fast forward to yesterday, I had finally had a free moment and I whipped up a cloak for this person, and I went to deliver it. I arrive and am greeted by a cry of "witch hat!!!" I lay out the cloak on the counter and apologize for the white dog hair on it, the person panics and says they dont have any cash on them to which I say, "that is yours, have a great day!" They look as though they are about to cry and they ask me as I'm about to leave if they can hug me, I of course respond yes and then leave the store.

In hindsight I could have given them my contact info and gained a new friend, but on the flip side I do hope they enjoy the story and cloak they now have.

[mousywitchcraft]

I had a cute and simple wand (that was my first actually wand too), but now i can’t find it after my little sister played with it and claims that she doesn’t remember where she put it. 

Very sad day for this witch