Jul 17, 2021
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[ jaskier and geralt arguing ] jaskier : oooooh you wanna kiss me so bad geralt : yes yennefer : get the fuck out of my house
lambert, while training the new recruits: i am the second worst thing to have ever happened to these orphans
eskel: then what's the first worst thing to ever happen to those orphans?
lambert:
lambert: eskel they....
lambert: they weren't always orphans....
jaskier: and then what happened?
random villager: and then he died
jaskier:
jaskier:
jaskier: yeah right, picture that with a kodak
jaskier after learning about blaviken: asshole, fucking bore, born in 1064, strego, stregobor
jaskier: i, uh, left my cat on the stove
aiden, jaskier's boyfriend who likes to sit in pots hes not supposed to: hm?
all i want for christmas is for this to be geralts first interaction with vesemir and eskel in season 2
vesemir: wolf. why do you have a bloody bandage tied around the outside of your pants?
geralt: well...
vesemir: you know that's not actually keeping it clean, right? your pants are probably giving you an infection. why didn't you take them off to clean it?
geralt: um...
eskel, standing behind vesemir: *glaring*
geralt: well....
vesemir: *staring intensely*
geralt: they're...too tight to get off?
eskel and vesemir: *face palm*