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Random Conversation #8

teacher: Does it make sense for a woman to take her husband's last name after marriage, and for children to take their father's last name after being born?

random classmate: (agrees and quotes the Bible and says husbands are the head of the household and their wives should listen to their commands)

me internally: welp, guess i'm atheist now

me externally: don't worry, i'll just get a wife instead!

my classmates: (dying)

#itsfunny #imactuallybi #but #wittyoneliners #aremything

remembers the pacific rim main theme

“wHAT IF, ANOTHER AU---”

and riley, somewhere, because of our *:・ﾟc o n n e c t i o n *:・ﾟ

is probably like (/◕ヮ◕)/ and waving flags somewhere

#wittyoneliners #could you feel me watching pacific rim earlier today #brotp: drift compatible #jane alex is an asshole ok #and i want a pacific rim au with her and zaeed #where she accidentally sEES ~THINGS*~ and is like hOLY SHIT YOU SLEPT WITH MY MOTHER WHAT THE FUCK #........WAIT THAT WAS APPROXIMATELY 30 YEARS AGO WHAT THE F UCK #can u imagine it

wittyoneliners replied to your post:I really enjoyed star trek beyond simon pegg was...

I SAID IT WAS FANTASTIC. Also yo BEASTIE BOYS

OMG WHEN THAT MUSIC STARTED, I WAS GRINNING SO HARD, THAT WAS PERFECT

#wittyoneliners #star trek spoilers #and the 'fight the power' was particularly apt too

wittyoneliners replied to your post:omfg my sister is playing on my own from les mis...

IT’S A DATE. A WEEPY TISSUES MAKE IT BETTER DATE. WHEN WE GONNA DO THIS?

HOW ABOUT...THURSDAY NIGHT?

#wittyoneliners #or whatever day works for you really #any time after 11pm usually works for me

tbh I want an edge of tomorrow au for....every single one of my ships, ever

#writing to do list #that movie is underrated. and the plot can be reworked for SO MANY fun AUs.#it doesn't even have to keep with the scifi thing. it could be magic. or just unexplained.#but I love the concept of one of them falling in love and the other just....doesnt even know because they die every single day.#wittyoneliners #dorian and iron bull AU with this concept though #;; rachael says things

me: talks to the same person on 2+ platforms at the same time

#wittyoneliners #when one IM just isn't enough #brotp: drift compatible

brotp: drift compatible

me: [watching the last 30 minutes on tv] Is it bad that I only know the plot of Pretty Woman because of a like 35,000 word Destiel AU that I read in 2011

me: Or maybe that was the 80k fic i don't recall

riley: ..... no...

riley: bc same bro *cough*

me: ARE YOU SERIOUS

riley: I never watched it bruh! and I remeber a fan fic or two or twenty

me: Aha I THINK this was the one

me: [links to a livejournal fic]

riley: OH MY GOD

#Im sorry i had to its just so FUNNY TO ME #THE EXACT SAME FIC #brotp: drift compatible #wittyoneliners #we've been on the same wavelength for years omg #even when we didn't discuss non-heterosexual ships because of our extremely religious highschool program #we were SAME #actually i bet we both found it the same way too #through that girl's destiel fic rec masterlist #that's how I was able to find it this time #in order to link to it

wittyoneliners replied to your post “i love the love that @wittyoneliners has for my jane alex shepard…”

HELL YEAH DAMN RIGHT WHO IS THE SHEPARD WHO CAN WIN THE FIGHT JAAAAANE ALEX *WAVES BANNER*

MY ASSHOLE RENEGADE CHILD IS F L A W L E S S ~

#wittyoneliners #AND #SHE'S A LOT OF FUN AT A PARTY.#;; chit chat with the bff

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