Oct 15, 2025
Everything is about sex, except sex, which is about my powers #mypowers
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Everything is about sex, except sex, which is about my powers #mypowers
Once I learn how to explode people with my mind it’s over for you fuckers
This thing casts spells...
"HEY KID WANT FREE WIZARD POWERS?"
the United group of warlocks and wizards needs to come together to address the issue or false spells written by demons in hopes of undermining our laser shield protection spell
the disappearance of neptune’s great dark spot can be explained by the fact that there were only two great wizards and warlocks on the earth at the time and they couldn’t keep the demon portal open any longer so it had to shut itself closed and that’s why the 2008 “financial crisis” happened because the demons couldn’t be sent away
Just so you know...
If I got Weather Wizard powers, I’d change every rain drop in existence into smaller than average ping pong balls.
So... If I do get mad Weather Wizard powers—
—Don’t mess with me.
The unquenchable thirst for world domination is only a hop, skip and a jump away after that.
do you remember that time in adventure time when a skeleton offered finn and jake free magic powers, and jake told finn to haggle for it, so the skeleton straight up ripped off his hand and gave it to finn as a keychain? for free? in addition to the free wizard powers???