#wizard tips

[sibyllance]

If the zoning regulations in your village don't let you build a sixty foot tower you can use necromancy to take up all public comment slots at the town council and get them changed. This should work as long as you don't live in Pennsylvania

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

I hath decided that from now on all of meine movement will be handled through ECHOLOCATION. Like a nasty dark little flying rodent in a vast, creepy cave....

I am currently screaming at the top of meine Lunges and running around my Lair. It's working wonderfully

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Wizard Tip of the Day: a good wizard name fulfills all requirements of a very strong password

[wizard-email]

cast spell of just straightup fucking kills you

[wendall-wizard]

Did You Know?

You can use Tools to increase your arcane focus.

[precariouswizardry]

fun fact!!

wands and staffs do not need to be sticks. mine is an iron club! great for when you can't be bothered to shout an incantation but still need to dispatch an enemy mage!

this is a wand!!

[tabbiarkanae]

Quick tip for wizard winemakers

So, you're trying to make that perfect wine but don't want to waste mana and bookshelf space on Chronomancy? There's a very simple solution. Pocket Dimensions! Just make yourself a hyperbolic time chamber knockoff from a Pocket dimension, and you're done! Now you'll have a perfectly aged wine in days instead of years!

[wizardhannek]

Haven't seen those cheesecake mercenaries in a while... I hope they're alright. I also hope that if they're not, they don't need me to help while I'm in the middle of an important experiment again.

Wizard Tip #2: Schedule your local mythology confirming displays of arcane prowess around your actual work, if you can.