Pause. Okay. What if I substitute Yule for Candlenights. The Candlenights Ball. Could that work? That could work. Could that work…
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Pause. Okay. What if I substitute Yule for Candlenights. The Candlenights Ball. Could that work? That could work. Could that work…
[tipsy on one glass of prosecco] yknow i bet i can work yet another angle of class into wizard au
johnny, lightly touching isabel to get her into bed: cmon guerra lets gitcha upstairs. we can. uh. study better up there, yeah?
wizabel, running on 4 hours of sleep and working on 3 essays at once: you KICK isabel? johnny commits TREASON against his captain? oh! oh! laps! laps for jhonny for One Thousand Years!!!
deeply, woefully, unimaginably embarrassing old writing from 2020 - yet these excerpts only further hammer down the stake in my claim that i have understood zacks true vision of isaac, and perhaps even paranatural as prose itself, since the very start
hold on im on wizjo sauce again. thinking about captain guerra and her right hand man again. ive been very role-pilled lately and im thinking about what it would mean to step into Captain and embody what it represents; life through its valued and truths to exist larger than yourself for the sake of the collective good. What must it be like to be alone in that position. what must it be to have one person on the ground to hold you down. to be up there in the sky and know your job isnt just your goal of taking down opponents, but keeping your #1 safe and at their best
they are yours to keep safe. you are theirs to keep them safe. they are yours. you are theirs. you are theirs. they are yours.
i think the most dawning realization i’ve had for thinking about wizau is that ultimately it is for anyone who wants to see johnny at his most Loser
max is actually so chill it’s so funny. like ok yeah isabel i promise i won’t gaf about wizard sports unless you call me have fun with johnny! oh you called me? time to pause sick flips dot com and do my job perfectly! here’s your moral support. yeah no thoughts on your situationship. yes i did see you bridal carry each other like 5 times in the last two minutes. no i am not interested in bridal carrying either of you that’s really unnecessary isaac tells me there’s 583738283 other more extremely normal ways to prevent their wizardball partner from slipping and falling. wait why are these wizard professors so into my mom
oh my god. oh my god. this is the best day ever.
i am so happy. statistically johnny being referred to as a scoundrel had to happen At Some Point but I’m going to take this as the most personal Win of all time. i’m celebrating