#wolf's shitty text posts

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So far I've Managed:

To fall on my face

To fall on... not my face

To walk around awkwardly

To pee

To clean up the bathroom... after I peed

To not wake up Shilo

A shower

To shave (why did I need to shave I'm a guy now)

I shaved anyway.

Now I need... clothes. And underwear...

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Someone slap me and tell me ta organize my log oh my gosh i's jus' not happenin'.

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I feel like I've just been chocked full o' fast-actin' caffeine 'n' sugar,  then tranquilised with the wrong dosage an' left ta lie on tha foor. Ahh hmmmm

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Gotta go out

Today I have things to do, I'm pretty sure. I mean, I looked at my list and there was a lot of stuff, I just hope I get enough done. 

I think I wrote something important on my list, but I also think I was drunk when I wrote it because it's illegible. Maybe I had sense enough to write it down again. 

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I's very hard to respond ta anehbody when I'm blast'n "I'm a Believer" in my eardrums.

*sigh* were are my shades. 

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I'm so awake, I think it's this hour of Swing.

I'm only halfway through. If it plays again after this, I might have to skip it; I don't do that often, skip music.

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Wolf Words

What's she thinking? We keep running into all these dangerous people! If I get killed I'm going to HAUNT her.

I'm a bit lonely though. Maybe I should go hang out with Campbell. Or bother Brendan... wait. 

New plan.

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Cam I hope you know

I will not let you live it down that you were a dorky singing lunatic.

WOLF Oh my gods shut up. 

Yes. Okay fiiine. Whatever. Just so you know, I'm almost as excitable as he is.

Yes... I know. Especially when it comes to Bren--

NO WOLF! SHH.

It's really none of my business but... 

Skye oh my god. Go play with Lilura. 

Rude.