#wolfspider au

[abyssal-glory]

B giving Gwen Alpha lessons. What ar the topic taught in Aplha 101

1. dont bite ppl unless absolutely necessary

2. no, “absolutely necessary” does not include really rude ppl

3. PLEASE make an attempt to tamp down on the snarling, baring teeth, etc

4. other alphas will make u feel on edge at first

5. listen i know ur an angry person by nature but thats not an excuse to growl at the pizza guy hes just tryna help

6. gwen srsly chill out

@keep-a-bucket-full-of-stars i turned this into a shitpost pls redeem it

[abyssal-glory]

do you got any Fluffy wolfspider AU headcannons?

peni falls asleep at her workbench a lot cuz she’s a dum dum when it comes to her health and literally all the other spiderpeople have carried her to bed at some point

(it was kind of hard for miles)

(ham just kind of dragged her by her wrist :P)

but noir does it the most bc he checks on her most often and he always makes sure to be very gentle with her so as not to wake her up

[abyssal-glory]

I know a lot of the wolfspiders is about the parental/almost parental relationships but it occured to me: alpha gwen who is out alone with omega peni, and some kind of Confrontation occurs. Gwen, being a young alpha and a pack member of peni's, is VERY confused by her sudden "THIS IS A PUPPY DO NOT HURT MY PACK MATE I WILL END YOU" thoughts as she latches onto peni. this lasts for hours, even when they get home, and peni has to deal with gwen almost sitting on her out of anxiety

yes yes yes YES YES YES YESSSS

YEEEESSSS

[abyssal-glory]

fjjd hello I'm the anon who sent the thing about peni having a Big Dramatic Reveal after her death was faked and it wouldn't leave me alone so i wrote like 1.4k of just. noir's pov during that so i could actually get some fuckin hw done. I'm not gonna post it obvs cause that's y'alls verse (also its bAD) but i just wanted u to know that you and leah's high qual content Inspired me. have a good night!!! xx

wHAT

NO NO NO I WANNA SEE IT!!!! im totally okay with other people writing for the wolfspider au!!! LEMME SEE THIS FIC!!!!

[abyssal-glory]

okay but that ask about someone faking peni's death makes me want peni to have a tony stark-esque capture where Bad Guys want her info on the other spiders and for her to build them a mech like hers, ft. Peni being a genius/badass and noir losing his shit when he sees peni stumbling out of the final fight, bloodied and beat up but *alive*

HELL YEAH DRAMATIC REVEAL SCENES

[abyssal-glory]

so what's ham's whole deal in the wolfspider au? is he a wolf like the rest of them? just a pig but still just as much a part of the family? just curious because i love ham so so much and haven't really seen anything on him. he needs some loving too.

no hes definitely in some of my previous asks! he just kinda chillin

as far as i know he isnt a wolf, he just takes a :/ standpoint and eats food while the kids slowly smother under their dads’ protective tendencies

kids: HAM HELP

ham: no. stop. dont.

dads: nO??

ham: well ive done all i can ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[abyssal-glory]

Noxy, what if Peni uses puppy-dog eyes to get Noir to get him to sleep, and he just can't resist because--why does my pup have to look so adorable?? goddamnit just this once--and That becomes Peni's go-to to get him to sleep--

“just This Once” he thinks for the 800th time

[abyssal-glory]

there is more than one video on the spidey group chat of peni (tiny, filled with rage) being picked up by the scruff like a kitten by noir/gwen/occassionally b but he lowkey Fears her (as he should) and swearing revenge as they drag her away from her work, always followed with a pic of her (and occasionally noir) totally conked out on the couch about 5 minutes later

YEAAHHH

angr beby followed by immediate sleepy