Feb 5, 2014
Ever since I was little, I’ve wanted to be president. I’ve come to realize how unlikely that is, and I’ve made my peace with that. Still, I will one day run for president as a demopublican (a moderate party I intend to create in the future). Tonight though, I realized just how terrible my platform is. I just want to make people happy, to make them feel, and to protect children, animals, and the earth.