#woommf

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Santaplier...

Sounds a little Wilford like.

HE'S GOT TEA TO SPILL

Damn, he needs hugs. Not from me, but he needs em.

Google is tradwmarked

BING DOES NOT KICK DOGS-

Okay, I do believe Google has killed peeps

Dark has never killed anyone... not surprised

Wilford is Mr. Murder... not surprising

Santa has a Wilford tattoo on his butt

HE BROUGHT UP THE AUTHOR I'M SAD NOW I MISS MY SON

[uroutofshrimp]

Happy Birthday Doc!!!

For one of the Best people I will ever know, Happy Birthday you wonderful creature! @bing-iplier

This is part one of like ??? so many gifts I’m makin you

[uroutofshrimp]

Time for sum holiday cheer y'all

@0-salty-potato-0 @intuitivearcher @vani-pops @clocktower-nobody

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HIS NAME IS ERIK DERRICKSON AND HE WORKS FOR DERRICK DERRICKSON

[uroutofshrimp]

Eric isn't okay

Someone help my son, he's havin a breakdown.

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Derik Derikson is my new son, you can't take him from me, I love my nervous bean

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Eric "I don't have feet" Derrickson

Someone tell me when there's a Protection Squad blog for him, i need to protect my son.

[uroutofshrimp]

Iplier?

@bing-iplier HE'S MARRIED, AND PAYING ALIMONY