#work posts

[mistythedritten]

Question posed to me by my coworker:

“If you could time travel whenever, but it was a one way trip, where would you go?”

Me: “nowhere, I quite like modern medicine, thank you.”

Him: “you’d remember everything though!”

Me: “I dunno how to make dexmethelphenidate!” (Or however it’s spelled)

Me: “also, I’m a woman. It’s a little different for me than you.”

Anyways, he wanted to go back to the time of the cowboys, which is where I think he wanted to lead the conversation.

[venusforfran]

Little pomsky at work 🐕

[clintbartons]

GUY I WORK W SCREENSHOT MY SNAPCHAT STORY SELFIE WHERE YOU CAN SEE THE BOTTOM OF MY STERNUM TATTOO AND THEN HE CALLED INTO WORK TODAY LMAOOO BITCH SHOW UP I NEED TO YELL AND ASK WHAT HE DID THAT FOR

[secretsecretbunny]

LMFAO okay so there's like this field behind the Sahara stage with the trailers and hangout areas and stuff for the performers and staff and we were all just kinda hanging out there before we head over to the stage to get shit ready and we're just talking/drinking and whatever when suddenly a huge firework goes off above the field and [REDACTED] got so scared he screamed the HIGHEST PITCH I'VE EVER HEARD and I go "damn, hit those whistle tones!!" and apparently that was hilarious so I'm riding on that high now 😌💅✨

[beroyas]

Alright I have a german shepherd booked for 10am that has notes saying he's bitten almost every single person who's attempted to check him in. Wish me luck I guess 🙃

[rememberedbyamark]

God I hate job hunting so much. Every description is just "We want somebody who likes everyone ☺️. Your job will be anticipating customer needs to provide excellent customer service ☺️. We pay very well! How much? Don't worry about it 🙂. We offer flexible scheduling! 😊"

And the Glassdoor reviews are all "I'd rather kms than clock in again. I got screamed at every day. The schedule was so bad that I almost died from sleep deprivation. The company is actively destroying anything good and making it worse. My manager almost killed a guy"

[acerosedrop]

Apparently me and most of my staff are gonna get grilled by management on health and safety measures, with all that’s going on right now, and part of me just wants to wait till their done talking, like them dead in the eye and say, “So does this mean you guys finally ordered more hand sanitizer for my cashiers, or are you gonna let them walk out to the bathrooms every time they take cash”, because at this point I’m ready to stroll over to the Dining Services office and just raid their entire storage room.