#working thoughts

[makeyousquint]

Dunno why I’m like this but I just want your pussy sopping wet, aching to be filled, and your clit throbbing such that it pulses with every beat of your heart while I pay attention to every single part of your body but it.

[rikusbicep]

A big announcement is made. An announcement so huge they say, that it would change life as we all know it today. An announcement so monumental, so important that every inhabitant on earth must listen and rejoice.

You stand within a busy crowd in the main square of your town, with a large video screen erected for this very announcement. You wonder, for what could the announcement be?

The logo plays.

The crowd is silent.

The great and honerable leader appears on the broadcasting screen, righteous in their leadership and tyrannous in their loyalty.

“We have an announcement.” They say,

Voice echoing through the town.

“It is safe. We can take them off.”

The crowd erupts in a cacophony of cheers, woops and cries of happiness.

Everyone is overjoyed as, to your horror, they begin to slowly peel off their skin

Title:

Body Condoms

~a short story by me :)

[alexanderdevenport]

[atoiler]

what Nuzzle and other similar services still have not worked out, is that there's great value in a tweet that contains no links. surface those i have missed, and i'm hooked.

[thebig-grilledcheese]

I work for a UPS franchise and we’re basically the elves of a realistic Christmas. So stop fucking yelling at me for the high prices to pack and ship your crap because Santa don’t work for free.

[atoiler]

if everyone is going to have Slack open during the meeting, why not just hold the meeting in Slack?

[atoiler]

i dont like markdown because the difference between:

(text)[link] and [text](link)

is semantically meaningless.

as is the difference between:

**bold** and *bold*

and almost every other part of markup.