#workwives

[acelovespepsi]

they fought after this btw

[ladyorlandodream]

I am leaning French with Duolingo

There is a story where a woman, Melissa, introduces her girlfriend, Odine, to her family

Melissa is redhead

Odine is a black woman

Not me thinking immediately to the work wives

[meowmeowhissss]

TOP 5 WOMEN GO

1 - my gf

2 - my spouse

3 - the girl I’m gonna marry

4 - @winters-witch24

5 - you

[yes-is-a-pleasant-country]

pov - you and your wife's holiday dinner has been interrupted by the local twink (and you can't turn him down because you're a Christian)

[murcielagatito]

shes probably thinking she shoulda kept the letter

[hearrtonmysleeve]

Things I want from S3 of Abbott in no particular order:

I want Barbara and Jacob to have some sort of silly bonding moment. I just love when they do silly things together like gardening and being weirdos

I want Ava to have a moment where she realizes that Janine is so annoying but also very good at her job because she’s so annoying.

I want Melissa to break up with Gary under mysterious circumstances. I want it to be a complete non-event. Barely mentioned. Swept under the rug, even.

I want there to be another location revealed in the school that we’ve never seen filmed on before. Like a rooftop or a yet unmentioned playground area like a tennis court (I realize that this is far fetched bc the school is supposed to be low budget meh) or something. Give me more settings for my fics pls

Of course I want workwives bonding moments, duh

I want more depth from Barbara other than her being religious. We get it. Show us more. Give me family dynamics and hobbies or SOMEthing.

I want Gregory to do something fun. I like when he feels joy. Even if it means it just shows him thrilled over buying a new iron or finding a new fiber-filled cereal that he enjoys.

I want there to be an episode similar to that one Parks and Rec episode where they all get drunk at the snakehole lounge and have the most hilarious chaotic night ever

I want Barbara to host a very tense dinner party. She wants it to be perfect but everyone is, well, themselves.

Things that will probably happen even though I don’t want them to:

Melissa will probably get engaged to Gary. I picture the wedding giving me jersey shore levels of cringe.

If they even mention Barbara retiring I am Going To Riot

Ava might get in trouble and the team will have to bail her out. I wouldn’t mind watching the hijinks though.

The threat of the school closing will keep looming even though I’m tired of that storyline lol

[swiftlark]

there is actually no heterosexual explanation for this line

[confuseuniverse]

i've been looking for thoses clips for a looong time and now that i have them... i'm feeling funny