Word of the Year liveblog: Year 3
A year has passed, language change has occurred, and it is once again time for a vote. Tonight hundreds of linguists will have to decide if they are the brave soldier who will step up to the mic and explain to their colleagues what gooning means.
See my liveblogs for previous years here and here
• Someone spoke in favor of “reheat nachos” for Creative Word of the Year, providing the example sentence “Lady Gaga reheated Beyoncé’s nachos and they were burnt”
• Someone spoke in favor of “Amphifa”, which is a portmanteau of Amphibians and Antifa, in solidarity with “both pacific northwesterners and frogs”
• I don’t have anything interesting to say on this but what the fuck is a “Fridge Cigarette”?
• REHEATED NACHOS WINS MOST CREATIVE WORD OF THE YEAR
• Surprising nobody, 6-7 has been nominated for Informal Word of the Year
• Someone has given an impassioned speech of “x, I fear” for Informal Word of the Year. It didn’t sway opinion, I fear.
• The next person to speak, gave the disclaimer that they would be “reheating the nachos” of the previous speaker.
• Multiple people have spoken in favor of 6-7, highlighting its “linguistic uniqueness”, its “gestural component”, and the fact that it transcends language.
• A CHILD has come to the mic to argue AGAINST 6-7, to deafening applause. “I could say 1-2. Would that become popular too?”
• Someone else has spoken against 6-7, arguing that it didn’t fit the informal category due to its “limited semantic content and largely pragmatic usages”
• The twin of the first child has come to the mic, arguing in FAVOR of 6-7, saying “the adults have their words, let us have ours!” Again, deafening applause
• I regret to announce that 6-7 HAS WON INFORMAL WORD OF THE YEAR IN A LANDSLIDE