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After an exhaustive special investigation, we’ve come to learn that it is in fact possible for Winnipegers to cross the street at a busy intersection without incident. Stay tuned for our next special report where we’ll go deep undercover in every other North American city to reveal how motorists can actually share the road with bikes.

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- Honey, were you going to vote? You were very passionate about the whole Portage and Main thing.

- Ahhhhhh… Jets game. 

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Fan submission.

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- What is this show?   - I don’t know, I think it’s a really bad sit-com or something. It’s not very believable. I mean, can you imagine this crazy cast of characters actually running for mayor?

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Of 52 council candidates appearing on the Winnipeg ballot, surprisingly 11 do not live in the wards where they are running. Even more surprising, is they’re all  former city councilor candidates in Toronto.

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Even though she’s running unopposed, Janice Lukes manages to lose the all candidates debate in Waverley West. 

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Wow! Look at the scarcity of the mayor’s platform. 

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Faced with a routine question about her policy on poverty, Jenny Motkaluk uses the phrase "check yo privilege," without really knowing what it means.