Terms and Conditions Apply by TheSaintsMistress
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Summary: There's only one person on this earth that Edward Cullen hates, and that's his boss...Bella Swan. She's cold. She's ruthless and incapable of human emotion, and to Edward's greatest frustration, the hottest woman walking the face of the planet.
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- Romance/Humor - BPOV/EPOV - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 4,405 - Complete -
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"Miss Swan?" I step into her office, wearily glancing at the narrow back of the bane of my existence as she stands facing away from me. "Mr. Cullen." She stiffly turns her head in my direction, indicating to the chair opposite her imposing desk. I can't help but wonder what I did wrong this time. My mind filters through the possibilities, barely noticing her endless legs, scandalously covered by a form-fitting, black skirt that reaches her knees and ends in fuck-me, peep-toe stilettos…OK, I ogle them, but fuck it, those legs are amazing.