okay so i had like a fever dream or something and now its an au i guess idk what im doing honestly
for reasons let’s say this happens early on in the first season
Marinette’s identity is compromised so she gives her miraculous to Master Fu
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okay so i had like a fever dream or something and now its an au i guess idk what im doing honestly
for reasons let’s say this happens early on in the first season
Marinette’s identity is compromised so she gives her miraculous to Master Fu
Marc: Nath asked me to be his fake date to his cousin’s wedding so he could avoid the usual “are you seeing someone?” questions.
Alya: I’ve read enough fanfiction to know how this turns out.
Nino: Alya, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Alya: I think-
Marinette: 72 hours.
Nino: How do you kn-
Marinette: There’s a clown behind you.
Marinette: Adrien told me to ‘be the bigger person’.
Chat Noir: And?
Marinette: I can’t, I’m only 5’3.
Marinette: I’m so stressed for the final tomorrow.
Alya: Oh, I’m not.
Marinette: How?
Alya: I’m dying tomorrow.
Marinette: What?
Alya: I downloaded duolingo, started learning German and stopped. I’ve been planning this for a while. The duolingo owl is coming for me.
Nino: why do i have shell shocked from the teenage mutant ninja turtles soundtrack stuck in my head?
Adrien: what?
Nino: why? do? i? have? shell? shocked? from? the? teenage? mutant? ninja? turtles? soundtrack? stuck? in? my? head?
Adrien: how should i know why you have that stuck in your head?
Alya: And now a gay update with Rose Lavillant. Rose?
Rose: Getting gayer.
Alya: Thank you, Rose!
Chat Noir: If I run and jump at Ladybug, She will most certainly catch me in her arms.
Chat Noir: *running towards Ladybug* INCOMING!
Ladybug: NO! I'M HOLDING MACARONS!
Ladybug: *drops macarons to catch Chat Noir*