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The Narrator: I want you to kill my ex but make it seem like an accident

Purple detective: say no more

[Later]

Tippet: looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet

(Source: a tweet from yourbffalex, link here)

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Tippet, after the murders get to be too much

(source: Caddicarus, clip by Lamplava63, link here)

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I have technically never betrayed you, my Lord, as I hold no loyalty to you people whatsoever.

—The Narrator

(Source: Sunfire, Apocalypse Anonymous)

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The Narrator: You don't want to do anything foolish! This isn't an ordinary dream! What if you're wrong?

Tippet, pulling out his dueling kit: Then I'll see you in your nightmares!

(Source: Batman: The Animated Series, "Perchance to Dream")

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Tippet: A true lord has no skeletons in his closets a pile of teddy bears fall out of a closet Tippet: Those are not mine

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Green detective

(Source: PM Seymour)

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Purple detective: I'd sell my soul for a racing car.

Redacted: (appears in a puff of smoke with a racing car) That can be arranged...

Purple: Meh, I changed my mind.

Redacted: (disappears, pissed)

The Narrator: Kids, stop pestering Satan.

(Source: The Simpsons)

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"The Green Detective was educated as a doctor, so their stories are rich in medical knowledge and experience. Except, of course, when they decide that it would be more fun to just make crazy shit up. Which is pretty much constantly." — The Narrator, about the Green Detective

(Source: Overlooked Manga Festival on Black Jack)

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