The Gilded Age Season 1 Released
My Dashboard: Look at these dresses! I mean, seriously! The dresses! Check! Them! Out!
Me: Mmm, yes, those certainly are some nice dresses. Not gonna lie.
The Gilded Age Season 2 Released
My Dashboard: Look at these guys kissing! That is some hot smoochin' going on!
Me: Wait, it took until Season 2 to get a gay guy into the narrative? Really? Dang, Julian's moving slower than usual.
I Finally Start Watching The Gilded Age*
Me: ....okay, no. My dashboard is moving slower than usual! WTF, why did it take me this long to know about this?
*no, I did not start watching it for this reason. I've always wanted to see it. I just really hate streaming services and have problems watching things on my own. Mum's watching it with me.
