#wtflorida

[asekuwhale]

So I'm sitting in the grocery store parking lot, eating some fried chicken (cause why not ya know) and in the distance I hear a song...

"Does your dick hang low, does it wobble to the floor.."

And that sums up Panama City.

** Message brought to you by the Panama City Welcome Committee **

[wtforida]

Crystal Metheny

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-florida-woman-crystal-metheny-20140611-post.html

[wtforida]

Now this is something you don't see every day: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-sentenced-in-dui-crash-that-killed-wife-as-they-had-sex/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab6j&linkId=36097218

[wtforida]

Back from hiatus to see this on the news this morning: http://m.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2017/03/30/florida-sheriffs-deputies-drag-gator-through-furniture-store

[wtforida]

Florida: Angry

Swamp: Drained

Protestors: Out

Marco Rubio is forcibly removed from the premesis

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2017/03/01/protesters-have-succeeded-in-kicking-sen-marco-rubio-out-of-his-office-literally/?tid=sm_fb

[wtforida]

Florida tourists film gator jumping into their boat, getting stuck in the railing

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/environment/article127456009.html

[messier51]

Oh boy inclement weather

[brobibleofficial]

Florida Man Robs Little Old Lady In Elevator And Awkwardly Rides It Down With Her

Being on the elevator with someone else is more intimate than having sex.

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