#wtfparents

[dramaticnerdwithanxiety11]

I hate it when parents are like “I don’t want you to tell me that just cause that’s what I wanna hear” like yeah you do cause if I tell you what I’m thinking you’ll slap me

[reallymysticalpirate]

Gettin real tired of my parents telling me different sexualities not only don't exist, but could never make sense to anyone. They literally said it's impossible to be ace.

[quixoticnotion]

I like how parents act so hurt as a result of their children’s life decisions; all the while never realizing they’re the very ones that raised them.

[elizabethfromicy]

When my dad asked what kind of cheese we have

Dad: What kind of cheese is this

Mom: Cumin gouda

Dad: HUMAN GOUDA!?!?!

Dad: Is it made of breastmilk?

Mom: *laughs so hard almost pees her pants*

Me: ...

Me: I'm not even kidding this happened two hours ago.

[ashirajaganshi]

My parents have... 98 bottles of wine in the living room alone. I... I can't even...

[lightflame]

Dear Dad, Thank you for beating me up and threatening to kill my cat. That was definitely helpful and what any caring father would do. Love, your son.

[hellolindsay]

My Dad loves Pandora more than anything in the world. And the fact that he can play it through his tv means he is constantly bringing the house down with his sick beats. #finalsweek #imtryingtostudy #wtfparents

[doe-the-doe]

MOTHAFUCKIN SENIOR YEAR, THOUGH

Okay, SO NO BODY TOLD ME THIS WAS GOING TO SUCK THIS MUCH ASS. Like, The past two months have been absolute hell, with stress because of college applications, and stress because I need to get at least fucking B's this semester. ALSO, THOUGH, Like, I have stress because I'm constantly getting yelled at by my parents, and hell, half the shit I get yelled at for is hypocritical and stupid.