Apr 1, 2021
ANNOUNCING A NEW GAME BY ZEIVA INC!!!
X-HAZARD!!! A TOTALLY NOT RESIDENT EVIL GAME!!!
Are you waiting for Anicon - Rabbit, Final Frame, and Silent-X? Forget them! X-HAZARD IS THE REAL DEAL!!! FEATURES: - Play the first-person shooter where you get to SHOOT FISH! - Over 1 trillion fish to shoot! By the way, you can’t actually kill them! - No ending, because you *really* can’t kill them! - No need to buy any more games because these fishes will entertain you FOREVER! - It’s VERY ROMANTIC! I swear it’s not a horror game! - Mirage Fish - GOTTA SHOOT THEM ALL!!!
AVAILABLE IN YOUR NEAREST FREEZER!!! (probably)
