#x-con

[incorrectantfam]

[at the x-con’s office]

Scott: While I'm gone, Luis, you're in charge

Luis: Yes!

Scott, whispering: Kurt, you're secretly in charge 

Kurt: Obviously

[annihilationprophet]

A Guide For Guests

Some apparently need help among the Corn Maze And X-Con. Listen closely.

There is a map here: http://www.farragofiction.com/ZampanioEyes3/map.png

I provide a guide below for usage and a copy of the map in case that link goes down.

You can teleport to any number by clicking above the map area on Week 3. Weeks 1/2/3/X share a map, with the exception that X's 96 has a one way east connection to 14 North is up on the Map, East is Right, etc. with the exceptions of dead ends/attractions where there's only one way out. In that case South just takes you back where you came from.

61 is where you can get the knife or gun for the sacrifice quest and where you return the meat. 9 has the fruit snacks for Week X's Closer Ending. 69 has the drivethrough for Week X's Lies ending. 101 always has the Smiling Mask or the Silent Orchestra for tile 81's path to Gate tile, which can be unlocked with the key from Tile 65. The Closer ending to Week X also requires the Ring from tile 3. Do not talk to anyone while you have a Fruit Snack or you will throw it at them. You can reclaim another fruit snack from Tile 9 if you do so on accident. Tile 90 is the Phone for Week X. You can unlock dialogue for Weeks 1/2/3 by bringing their Ring to their Hand (90). Anyhow, the Gate leads to 113, the Pumpkin or Silo depending on if you're on a number or X. The scarecrow is there. The speech is different if you modify your local storage with your developer menu (f12 should work on desktop) and change LetTheScarecrowIn or LetTheTruthIn. I recommend at least hearing the originals. In Week X, endings are permanent unless you edit or clear your memory. You can play in an incognito window if you wish to have it easy to reset. Tile 14 can lead to an ending in Week X if the random chance NPC Peter Griffin spawns there and you let his dialogue finish. It's a 1/100 chance, so you can just walk in and out until he shows up.

You will never take a path into the procedural maze if you navigate with WASD. If you accidentally stray, refresh the page or continue moving until you are found. There is a small chance you can find your way back to reality though. In that case, WASD will continue to provide. Good luck finding your bearings again. Landmarks help. Or if you're in Week 3, just use the teleport menu. Also, the console will sometimes output where you are. The console is found in the developer menu. Right clicking and doing an inspect option or pressing F12 should help you find the right tab. If you're on a laptop you might need to also press fn.

As far as I understand Week 4 does not have any notable secrets for me to note. I might write some more guidance for the rest of the site later.

Here are some relevant links. Click on the corn maze attraction to see the corn maze.

Come stay with us! You can check in any time you like!

Come stay with us! You can check in any time you like!

Come stay with us! You can check in any time you like!

Come stay with us! You can check in any time you like!

As for Week X....

Be safe, and don't get lost...

[gondagss]

[pandaleft]

Imagine Ava (ghost) trying to befriend Kurt (who insists calling her Baba Yaga)

Scott introduces Ava to the X-con trio

Scott: everyone meets our then enemy now friend/not ghost anymore/Ava!

Ava: Hi, guys, I’m Ava. Sorry for scaring you before.

everyone else: Hi, Ava

Kurt (screaming and shaking, singing unknown Russian lullaby): Baba Yaga!!!

Ava joins the team 

Ava: Hey, Kurt? Can you help me with the tech——

Kurt (shakily doing programming on her computer while singing in whispers): Baba Yaga don’t bite me♪ I can help so please don’t bite me♪

Ava: Fine. Promise, promise

Ava thinks they’re friends now 

Ava: What’re you eating?

Kurt: Luxury biscuits zat Luis don’t allow me to buy.

Ava (realized something): OMG you didn’t call me Baba——

Kurt: Baba Yaga wants some? Here, have them all, and don’t bite me later

Ava: Nevermind.

Ava finally gives up and accepts the nickname

Ava: I brought Pizza and Bill! Bill, meet Russian guy! Russian guy, meet Bill!

Kurt (shouting to Luis and Dave): Baba Yaga brought Pizza and some Bill guy!

Bill (secretly asks Ava): Are you Baba Yaga?

Kurt & Ava: Yeah. 

Kurt typed her as Baba Yaga in his phone

*Baba Yaga is calling

Kurt: Vat can I do for Baba Yaga today?

Ava: Well, Baba Yaga wants to know if——

And then somewhere far away, Thanos snaps his finger.

Kurt : ……Ava?

[digenova]

an underrated ship from ant-man (2015) and ant-man and the wasp (2018) is none other than x-con’s kurt and dave.

[peachynicsy]

His bunny teeth 🐰

[wannaoneofficial]

[ENG] Wanna One Go: Wanna One’s Unit Project! Wanna One GO X-CON 1st broadcast on May 7! 180413 EP.16

[elisha-am]