Tal / Vlad. This just feels like a disaster and I wanna see how it all goes down.
ships - you are a fiend i love it
001. . . . kills the spider- 100% Talon because Vlad would want to keep it as a pet and Talon is not about that life.
002. . . . proposed- Probably Vlad if anyone did at all, maybe as an excuse to do something especially ridiculous and opulent. As well as throw a party.
003. . . . kissed the other first- Talon, but Vladimir basically…. baited him into doing it.
004. . . . initiates things - Hmm, it’s pretty mutual. They’re both equally thirsty for one another. Talon tries to keep his behind closed doors though. Vladimir gives 0 fucks about who is around.
005. . . . would leave the other- Probably Vladimir, due to the immortal thing. Talon wouldn’t let him tho alskdjflkasjdfl.
006. . . . is more jealous- Talon. Vladimir is gorgeous, talented, smart, and rich. He is essentially Noxus’ Most Eligible Bachelor, and he is not at all willing to share.
007. . . . is lazier- It used to seem like Vlad was, but once Talon truly got comfortable with him, he let it all go. Some days, Vlad has to physically kick him out of bed.
008. . . . sends weird texts at 3 AM- Vlad, and Talon responds with indecipherable emoji sequences.
009. . . . is more experienced- DEFINITELY Vlad. He’s got like…. 1495 years on Talon. Even if he was normally aged however, he’d still be more experienced.
010. . . . said i love you first- Talon, probably upon discovering Vlad’s immortality. It would take him a long while to work up to it, and quite frankly he’d never expect to hear it back.