#xandaris

[skeletim]

My friend made this for his Microsoft fanboy coworker

[windcreaturecassiel]

Eeeeergh

My brother just sent me an unsolicited picture of his uvula

My eyes

[windcreaturecassiel]

Sorry my blog is turning into an episode of, My brother says the darndest things

Xandaris: Look I could buy a kneecap for only 35$ http://www.skullsunlimited.com/record_variant.php?id=5419

Windcreatures: why

do you want a patella

to threaten people?

Xandaris: just think you could screw one onto the end of a baseball bad and break peoples knee caps with peoples knee caps

Windcreatures: not what I had in mind

but

okay

[windcreaturecassiel]

My brother has a court hearing tomorrow

I told him to shave his lumberjack beard and try to look like a respectable human being

An hour later I get this photo

Not what I meant smartass

[windcreaturecassiel]

Uh so you guys should go check out my brother's awesome blog and specifically icon because it's great.

[windcreaturecassiel]

xandaris replied to your post: xandaris started following you I was watching Lauren go through her dash earlier and she hit a patch of like 8 very explicit dirkXjakeXdaveXgrandpaharley images. You can’t be worse.

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[gryfeathr-shenanigans]

All of a sudden the photos of Xan in Probelm Sleuth from 2010 is exploding with notes and I have no idea what reblog started it. XAN THE PEOPLE LOVE YOU. <3