With my boyfriend while he is playing xcom2
Me: who's that guy without legs?
Bf: He's an archon
Me: wow you can have fantastic piggy back rides with him, the perfect friend!
Bf: but he doesn't have a penis...
Me: the ultimate friend then, if a girl is already taken no one could be jealous about him
Bf: right... but my point still remains, he doesn't have a penis... aaand I killed him











