#xnsaniam

[tohavelost]

@xnsaniam​ asked:  I follow you because you are by far one of the most amazing people I’ve had the absolute pleasure of knowing. I follow you because you have such amazing talent and such a great understanding and love for all of your muses that it’s admirable!!! ❤️

    i love you so much and all my muses are so ready to get raked over the coals by alice’s attitude since they haven’t found a sneaky way into her heart like jess has lmao

[crispyblonde-arch]

@xnsaniam​ liked for a smolish jess verse starter

        ❝ summer reading is the worst. some of us don’t need a forced reason to not let our brains rot over the summer. ❞

[shieldofgod]

✂️!

“We were going through the Men of Letters bunker, after the Winchesters had disappeared, looking for clues to find the cure for Croatoan B.  Much happened there, including our friend and the leader of our expedition, Lee Brockway, getting attacked by djinn.  He was understandably shaken up by this.

“Well, I was exhausted after counter-warding the entire place so that our demons -- Meg and Crowley -- could walk without trapping themselves every two steps, so Crowley put me to bed, then headed to the kitchen where Lee was brooding pensively.”

There was a beat there and Castiel was clearly wrestling with his composure; apparently, the seraph found this to be hilarious even years after the event itself.

“I woke up without my demon, so I decided to go find him.  I overheard him and Lee talking in the kitchen, but I wasn’t paying much attention to the conversation itself.  I just made myself invisible and crawled under the table, meaning to perhaps tease Crowley.  Right as he and Lee were having a, ah-- ‘feelsy’ moment, and Lee said, ‘Thanks, I mean it,’ I-- stuck my nose in Crowley’s crotch.”

Cue a good two minutes of Castiel laughing himself absolutely silly.

Seriously.  A seraph laughing until his face ached.

And he was still trying his hardest not to outright giggle as he went on, “Crowley and Lee both weren’t aware I was there.  Crowley shoved backwards and asked Lee what he thought he was doing.  And I could not stop myself laughing there; Lee was mildly homophobic, and the idea of Lee coming onto Crowley, and Crowley thinking it was Lee--”

Nope.  There Cas was off again, this time bracing his ribs and just laughing to the point of tears at the memory.  Hopefully Alice would forgive this adjacent version of Castiel his humor.

It was the best prank he never intended to play.

[btchnet]

@xnsaniam​

     “You know the whole, uh, resting bitch face thing only works on people who don’t also have it, right?”

[denvackraste]

@xnsaniam​

              “Go stand by that tree!”

[formerfelld]

✝ salutation ; @xnsaniam

“ WOW , you got some arm there ! ” Leaves her without much to do besides look-on, but Delia experiences a vicarious satisfaction from the one-shot-drop.                                                                                                                      “ OH , but you ought relax your stance--                                                                         it’s trouble down the road.” ( Someone told her that once. )

[archetypxl]

Lifehack: you don't need help to sleep at night if you don't sleep

[beyondxstars-blog]

@xnsaniam   ;; starter call 

     “Please stop looking at me like I’m some kind of science experiment, please.”