#yamane eli

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ShouRi for the sleep meme? :'>

Who is a night owl: Both are but especially Eli

Who is a morning person: I know Shouri can be

Are they cuddlers: Once Eli gets over the whole “filthy fusionist” thing I think she would cling to him and never want to let go tbh

Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon: Shouri is big spoon definitely

What is their favourite sleeping position: again, assuming Eli gets over the whole Academia thing, she’d probably hug Shouri while they sleep together and he’s just like “alright”. Until then it’s separate beds/hammocks/whatever

Who steals all the blankets: Eli does

What they wear to bed: Eli probably has a nightgown or something and Shouri wears a t-shirt and shorts,

Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt: both

Who falls asleep mid-conversation: Eli does and honestly it’s so cute,

Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares: both do, precious children

Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep: Eli punched Shouri and he just “????? what the fuck” “sorry I dreamed you were an asshole oh wait” “babe please,”

Who can’t keep their hands to themself: neither but... especially Shouri,,,

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DO SHOU/RI SINCE PAWNSHIP'S BEEN DONE TWICE RIp me

favorite non-sexual activity: bickering tbh

who uses all the hot water: Probably Eli, and Shouri is totally okay with it, 

most trivial thing they fight over: honestly?? everything

who does most of the cleaning: probably a tie tbh,

who has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Shouri

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: they take turns

who steals the blankets: Eli does and Shouri is literally SO passive about it

who leaves their stuff around: both, and then they both pick up and they both blame each other and like jeezus calm down

who remembers to buy the milk: Shouri does

who remembers anniversaries: both??? probably Eli better

who cooks normally?: they take turns but I feel like mostly Shouri

how often do they fight?: constantly

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Shouri probably hangs out with people or tries to do his job and not get in trouble, Eli continues searching for Aiko and talks shit about Shouri to their one mutual friend, Adela, who both totally ships it and doesn’t

nicknames for each other?: “filthy fusionist” and any pet name in existence tbh, Shouri is that much of a flirt

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Well, Shouri probably has more cash on him,

who steals the covers at night?: Eli does but he’s. he’s so passive with her.

what would they get each other for gifts?: nothing. no gifts. no.

who kissed who first?: Shouri, definitely,

who made the first move?: obviously Shouri

who remembers things?: both

who started the relationship?: it just kinda happened one day Eli said “we” instead of “you and I” and Shouri just “!!!!!!!!!”

who cusses more?: it’s a tie,

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: completely fucking wreck whoever hurt the datemate. unless it was like, a higher up in their authority, in which case, try to talk the person down from doing worse. (IE Eli convincing fellow Resistance members Shouri isn’t the worst scum ever or Shouri claiming to Obelisk Force that he’s “using Eli for information” etc,)