“francis! if you put your face in that champagne fountain, i swear to god i will throw you overboard.” he yelled, storming towards the fountain in question until the offender got the hint and ran off. orpheus sighed. it was a rare sight to see him take initiative with . . . well, anything, really. but it was an evening dedicated to moulin rouge and dressing slutty on a yacht. these were a few of his favorite things. “sorry, had to prevent a homicide — can i get away with that since we’re in international waters? — anyway, what were you saying?” // @yatesstarters













