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YellowSMG’s Top 11 questions for Facebook God (Oh you Devil!)

YellowSMG.com beeps God’s nose in greeting, just in case ~IT~ is actually Alanis Morissette disguised as said mega-famous (863k fans and growing) social media icon.

0. Who are you and what do you represent? Facebook God.

1. What makes you laugh?

2. If you had Rassilon’s Gauntlet* whom would you use ~IT~ on and what would you talk about for those 5 agonizing minutes?

3. If you could teach the world to sing in a perfect shiny happy cola harmony moment what would you say to everyone and all at once?

4. What is a good place to start?

5. What do you think makes a good question?

6. How did you get to where you are?

7. Who or what inspires you?

8. How do you respond to this XTC diatribe?

9. What would you do differently?

10. Is ~IT~ in true that you are actually deceased as Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath suggest in this song from their latest album “13” and as evidenced by the infamous 1966 Time magazine cover?

11. Are you actually George Burns in disguise and does this imply that God as a metaphorical personification of everything must also implicitly be the Devil in the details as well?

What do you do with your idle hands? For YellowSMG.com ~IT~ is ambush interviewing unsuspecting Internet celebrities. Special thanks to Facebook God for his time today. Or maybe we should be thanking Time for Facebook God? Either way, even when Gideon doesn't, we, the fans, still believe in you big guy!

(*For those who unlike Facebook God are not in the #MultiFandom know, #Rassilon is the First Time Lord of #Gallifrey and his #Gauntlet as portrayed in the “They Keep Killing Suzie" episode of #Torchwood allows the user to resurrect dead people for 5 minutes. Torchwood itself is not only an anagram of #DoctorWho, but also a spinoff of the original long-running #British science fiction TV series.)