#yes it worked

[creativesparkz]

🫧🌈 patty! 🌺🌟

[confessions-ofa-wh0re]

I laid in bed playing with my tits for a hour today to keep the depression away

[rogueslove]

Rogue & Gambit vol. 2 #5

[abnormal-tadc-au]

How did they get up there?

a better question is how will they get down.

the answer is falling. Square on their face.

[immortaladrien]

villains who show genuine concern for their hero… 🥰 | ☕️ tws: self-care callout post

V: “What’s your story? I mean, you have to be pretty screwed up to become a hero, when you think about it–”

H: “That’s rich coming from a villain.”

V: “Nonono, really, listen to me. It’s human nature to do what’s going to benefit you. Trying to accumulate power, money… That’s how any normal person works. Who messed you up so badly that you’re this willing to sacrifice everything for others? When is your well-being going to become a factor?”

H: “…”

V: “All of this is to say that judging from those eye-bags, you haven’t taken a break in at least a month. I’ll call everything off right now if you’ll take a nap.”

H: “You– You staged this entire thing so I would do self care?”

V: “…Did it work?”

[dollyllama108]

During my (still kind of ongoing) tenure as the Morena Dekarios RP-er on /r/okbuddybaldur, the best moment was when another woman started flirting aggressively with Morena and all three Gale RP-ers, in our private family group chat, started pulling at my skirts.

"Mother, we want mommy!"

"Mother, we like her!"

"Mother, we want second mommy!"

If Gale up and going "kids? No. Second mommy," isn't the best Gale RP-er character note of all time, I don't know what is.

[thetoaddaddy]

I just saw a video where this guy put a helium balloon on his backpack to lighten it. That’s some solid jiraiyacore i gotta draw this 😭