ihavesomanynotes - submitted 9/7/14
"I had a really long and strange but fun EJT dream. I still remember it all so I need to get it down. Here’s the rambling account of it.
It was a weird version of the EJT but B&V were in their fox coats & hats and Calle was in his Careless Whisper outfit. And I was in the audience and Calle was looking for someone to come on stage, and so I did? Nobody else was going to do it and nobody hindered me, which seemed odd. Either that or I just beat them. Anyway. I get up on stage and Bård runs up to me. We have a split-second interaction wherein he grabs my hands and basically does this:
like “Ohmygaaahd you’re on stage with me!” And I was like “Raaaiiight?!” and then he ran off to perform and that was the end of that.
So my little spot with Calle is in the back corner of the stage (?) and i’m sitting on this little couch waiting for my part in the song. This is where it gets weird. Don’t know what my brain was doing here. Calle was like, kinda hanging and swinging on a rope, doing his bit, and then he swung down on the rope and we were pretty much face to face. There was this….thing that we needed to hang up? No idea what purpose that served in the song. But we needed to hang it up so I helped him hang it up and we high-fived. I sat back down on the couch and Calle kept trying to talk to me over the music. I managed to sort of yell-and-sign that I didn’t speak Norwegian and he seemed so annoyed, haha. (Also they brought a bunch of kids on stage and one of them was my littlest sister?)
Cut to after the show, apparently I stayed on stage until they were cleaning up so I got down. Later I was in a house and we were standing around talking and watching bit of the footage, I think? And there was someone there who wasn’t too familiar with the boys. The part where I hung up the thing with Calle came on just as he and Bård were walking by, Calle high fived me again and Bård made some weird comment that I don’t remember, and then he and Calle walked off into another room (oooh subconscious Balle much? ;) ).
The girl who didn’t know them was talking about them and couldn’t remember Bård’s name so I was like “Oh, the really pretty one? That’s Bård.” And she was like “Oh, yeah, he IS pretty!” And then I remembered Vegard was standing right there and I felt bad. So I hugged him around the shoulders from behind and put my head on his shoulder because apparently a) he was short enough that I could do that and b) we were on that kind of friendship level?
And I actually said this sentence:
"Don’t worry, babe, you’re pretty too, I’m sorry."
He seemed consoled by that. And that’s basically where the Ylvis ends. The rest of the dream involved a brief appearance by Peter Capaldi and me getting really upset at my roommate for eating all the eggs."